Paid this girl to write a paper for me. When she gave it to me, she sucked me. I got a A. I give her a C-. MLIB
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My 1 year old cousin is named BROdy. He knows how to fist bump. He’s chill.
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today some kid tried to punch me in the face. i caught his punch with a fist bump, then i told him to chill. to top it all off, i ****ed his girlfriend…twice
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my teacher gave me a d on my assignment so i called her a slut. she was going to give me a detention but instead gave me a slap on the wrist. i gave her a slap on the butt. she changed that d to an a. mlib
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today my teacher told us to pick out a fiction book for a report. i took womens rights.
At home playing video games and my Little sister comes in, she sits on my lap to watch me play I can smell her strawberry shampoo, I pitch a tent and she's grinding on it "What's this bump ?" She's moving around some more, I realize she isn't wearing underwear under her pajama pants my dick is riding on her pussy lips I'm about to jizz It's obvious she knows, she's still moving around I start a little humping motion, moving up and down she's leaning all the way back, enjoying every moment I can't hold it any longer MLIB?
Today i was playing lax in my yard. my hot neighboor started tanning. i asked her if she wanted to see my stick..then she gave me head. it was chill as ****. MLIB.