Post: Chea Bro.
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12-21-2010, 05:45 PM
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PrayForPlagues
The Black Key
01/01/11 EXPECT THE BRO REVOLUTION!
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Paid this girl to write a paper for me. When she gave it to me, she sucked me. I got a A. I give her a C-. MLIB
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My 1 year old cousin is named BROdy. He knows how to fist bump. He’s chill.
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today some kid tried to punch me in the face. i caught his punch with a fist bump, then i told him to chill. to top it all off, i ****ed his girlfriend…twice
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my teacher gave me a d on my assignment so i called her a slut. she was going to give me a detention but instead gave me a slap on the wrist. i gave her a slap on the butt. she changed that d to an a. mlib
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today my teacher told us to pick out a fiction book for a report. i took womens rights.
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12-22-2010, 04:06 AM
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PrayForPlagues
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12-22-2010, 11:23 AM
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Step. 1 - Start made up story about your sister, a women, something along that nature... Always a good starting point.
Step. 2 - Add to the story about how you molested, beat or whatever else your imagination comes up with and finish with MLIB. Just to certify that you're a 'bro' and that's how you live your life.
Step. 3 - Go downstairs and do your chores for your mum while begging her for extra pocket money
Step. 4 - Ask your friend to ask a girl on a date for you as your too pussy to ask, oh and she's not the hottest girl in school, but by now you've come to accept your not that great looking.
Step. 5 - So it didn't work out, your once again left at home with your wrist, a box of your mums cleanex and a copy of mean girls.
Step. 6 - Repeat steps one to two, but realise you're about as bro as Elton John.
Don't expect a revolution, nor a revelation.
MLIA.
Step. 2 - Add to the story about how you molested, beat or whatever else your imagination comes up with and finish with MLIB. Just to certify that you're a 'bro' and that's how you live your life.
Step. 3 - Go downstairs and do your chores for your mum while begging her for extra pocket money
Step. 4 - Ask your friend to ask a girl on a date for you as your too pussy to ask, oh and she's not the hottest girl in school, but by now you've come to accept your not that great looking.
Step. 5 - So it didn't work out, your once again left at home with your wrist, a box of your mums cleanex and a copy of mean girls.
Step. 6 - Repeat steps one to two, but realise you're about as bro as Elton John.
Don't expect a revolution, nor a revelation.
MLIA.
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12-22-2010, 11:42 AM
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Madison Taylor
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12-22-2010, 01:30 PM
#44
gola
OVER 9000!
Today I had a Dave Matthews jam sesh, watched some lax, F#$%ed my girlfriend, and downed like 16 natty ices. I did one of them more than once. Let’s just say it didn’t involve sports, beer, or music. MLIB.
I banged my girlfriend and after she asked if I wanted to cuddle. I asked her what kind of sandwich that was. MLIB
Me and my main bros emptied the liquid in glow sticks onto ourselves. Now were bro in the dark. MLIB
Today when I woke up to go to work, I stole one of my sisters post-it-notes and wrote swag on it…. put it over my light switch….. And turned my swag on. MLIB
Today, my girlfriend asked me, “If a tree falls in the woods, does it make any sound?” I reminded her that trees don’t fall in the kitchen, so she shouldn’t worry. MLIB.
Remember the pokemon slobro? he was chill as ****. MLIB
I banged my girlfriend and after she asked if I wanted to cuddle. I asked her what kind of sandwich that was. MLIB
Me and my main bros emptied the liquid in glow sticks onto ourselves. Now were bro in the dark. MLIB
Today when I woke up to go to work, I stole one of my sisters post-it-notes and wrote swag on it…. put it over my light switch….. And turned my swag on. MLIB
Today, my girlfriend asked me, “If a tree falls in the woods, does it make any sound?” I reminded her that trees don’t fall in the kitchen, so she shouldn’t worry. MLIB.
Remember the pokemon slobro? he was chill as ****. MLIB
12-22-2010, 05:47 PM
#45
Shepleklet
u mad cuz ur ***git
Originally posted by Gobble
Step. 1 - Start made up story about your sister, a women, something along that nature... Always a good starting point.
Step. 2 - Add to the story about how you molested, beat or whatever else your imagination comes up with and finish with MLIB. Just to certify that you're a 'bro' and that's how you live your life.
Step. 3 - Go downstairs and do your chores for your mum while begging her for extra pocket money
Step. 4 - Ask your friend to ask a girl on a date for you as your too pussy to ask, oh and she's not the hottest girl in school, but by now you've come to accept your not that great looking.
Step. 5 - So it didn't work out, your once again left at home with your wrist, a box of your mums cleanex and a copy of mean girls.
Step. 6 - Repeat steps one to two, but realise you're about as bro as Elton John.
Don't expect a revolution, nor a revelation.
MLIA.
Step. 2 - Add to the story about how you molested, beat or whatever else your imagination comes up with and finish with MLIB. Just to certify that you're a 'bro' and that's how you live your life.
Step. 3 - Go downstairs and do your chores for your mum while begging her for extra pocket money
Step. 4 - Ask your friend to ask a girl on a date for you as your too pussy to ask, oh and she's not the hottest girl in school, but by now you've come to accept your not that great looking.
Step. 5 - So it didn't work out, your once again left at home with your wrist, a box of your mums cleanex and a copy of mean girls.
Step. 6 - Repeat steps one to two, but realise you're about as bro as Elton John.
Don't expect a revolution, nor a revelation.
MLIA.
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