Originally posted by Gobble
Step. 1 - Start made up story about your sister, a women, something along that nature... Always a good starting point.
Step. 2 - Add to the story about how you molested, beat or whatever else your imagination comes up with and finish with MLIB. Just to certify that you're a 'bro' and that's how you live your life.
Step. 3 - Go downstairs and do your chores for your mum while begging her for extra pocket money
Step. 4 - Ask your friend to ask a girl on a date for you as your too pussy to ask, oh and she's not the hottest girl in school, but by now you've come to accept your not that great looking.
Step. 5 - So it didn't work out, your once again left at home with your wrist, a box of your mums cleanex and a copy of mean girls.
Step. 6 - Repeat steps one to two, but realise you're about as bro as Elton John.
Don't expect a revolution, nor a revelation.
MLIA.