(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); So guys.

I have this great theory.

So girls have boobs right?

But we can't just grab them without reprocussions, right?

So here's where my theory come in...






Girls have to touch their boobs to adjust them right?

So we all go buy fake awards.

Give them to them.

Shake their hands.



YOU JUST TOUCHED BOOBS!

What do you guys think?

Credits to Samburger for part of this theory.

Technically, you're touching her shirt. :lol:

And then later you can jerk off and you will be having boob sex :dumb:

lol at all the responses

According to that logic, we just touched a nice amount of other things as well...

What if the chick had a penis and she was adjusting her penis :carling:

Now that you say this, it makes me think about all the times I masturbated before work then go and meet people and shake their hands. They are really shaking my penis!

Lmao...

I laughed.

Pure genius...