(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); So guys.

I have this great theory.

So girls have boobs right?

But we can't just grab them without reprocussions, right?

So here's where my theory come in...






Girls have to touch their boobs to adjust them right?

So we all go buy fake awards.

Give them to them.

Shake their hands.



YOU JUST TOUCHED BOOBS!

What do you guys think?

Note to self, carry around a small bottle of disinfectant.

Because of this, i will never shake another man's hand again:wtf:

I'm scared.....:confused:

I knew it'd blow your minds

Cool Theory Bro

holy shit!!!!!!!!!!!

I have a better plan... get off the bus beside her, attach a piece of string to her bra surreptitiously then attack the other end to the back of the bus... PROFIT!?!? Maybe, either her tits come flying out and you can hold them saying you're covering them up for her carling or she gets dragged along by the bus and maybe killed... worth a shot? :p

Or get a girlfriend, then your theory wouldn't be needed. :carling:

Ill graba girls tits, Im not a whimp, they're there for a reason