(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); So guys.

I have this great theory.

So girls have boobs right?

But we can't just grab them without reprocussions, right?

So here's where my theory come in...






Girls have to touch their boobs to adjust them right?

So we all go buy fake awards.

Give them to them.

Shake their hands.



YOU JUST TOUCHED BOOBS!

What do you guys think?

How many dicks have I touched?

Can we discuss he theory? Not your loving touching men's dicks?