Post: I Am Hero's Guide To Picking Up Awesome Girls
08-01-2011, 09:08 PM #1
Swade
The Brain Named Its Self
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Hello everyone this is my guide to pick up awesome girls and get their number :p


Every guy loves to see a hot chick, but doesn't have the guts to great her. This guide will help you meet that girl and get here number. I am sorry for the gay members and the girls of this community as this may not help you. I have checked, and this has not been posted before, so mods please don't close. I have thought of posting this a while ago, but I was to busy with my Girlfriend. What a better time to post this when Thread of the week is back. Thank you and enjoy =D



These are some of my Girlfriends that this guide worked on, don't say nasty things about them, its creepy and nobody likes it. Keep it to your self.


Originally posted by another user
Awesome Right? :love:
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On The Right :love:
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My Current Girlfriend :love: (On the right is my girlfriend, on the left is my sister wearing my awesome snowboarding Jacket)
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LETS GET STARED!


Where Most Guys Meet Most Girls


Originally posted by another user
1. 47% School (Pre School Through College)
2. 36% Mall
3. 9% Bar
4. 7% Job
5. 1% eHarmony Upside Down HappylolSmile




How To Talk To A Girl


When taking to a girl you have to remember to be yourself and not someone you aren't. Cause if you say your a Quarter-back for a Winning Football team, and you suck at Football, this could hurt you in the future (Means playing catch with her and you get owned in the face by a football)Try to be funny without pushing it. Every girl loves a guy who is funny, but not a try hard. So dont try to crack jokes every second, its pushing it to much. Try to get her, meaning try to say stuff that she gets, like saying you hate it when Ice Cream gets between your to front teeth and it burns like a bitch (dont say that) cause its really cold. So try to say stuff you might have in common. Try to keep the confiscation going, as in this I mean you gotta get it moving or else you are gonna get a "Stand And Stare stare ) Which is when nobody is talking and just looking around. Last but not least, make sure to make eye contact when talking! You dont wanna be looking off into space or some other girls ass. Girls do not likes this



Ways To Meet A Girl You Don't Know


1. The Know You Trick


Originally posted by another user
This trick is probley the most classic one to meet a girl. All you have to do is if you see a girl you are interested in, while your doing something just look at her confused a few times, very quick, and she has to see you looking at her. Then you walk up to her and ask "I'm Sorry, Do I Know You From Somewhere?" she will say no then you say Oh my bad then say your name and take it from there.



2. Do Something Funny


Originally posted by another user
This is very easy to do. If you see a girls nearby you like, start doing something funny or do something funny to get her attention. Thats ether just Pantsing (Pulling down pants) one of your friends or lighting a baby on fire (dont do that). Just kidding about the baby on fire, but if you get her attention and she seems to like it/laughing maybe she will greet herself to you or you just greet her by saying "Hi, my name is [INSERT NAME HERE]" And she will seem more interested in you. But if you do something funny and she looks at you like your eating a pile of shit, then she is not the right girl.



3. How You Doing Trick


Originally posted by another user
This works on any girl that looks like she really likes you (she stares at you and giggles/smiles) You just walk up to her with style and ask her How You Doing? She will answer and you take it from there. Sometimes this can work on random girls but I don't recamend it. Walking weird towards a girl that looks paranoid and runs away yelling "HE'S GONNA RAPE ME!" or pepper sprays your eyes, she is probley not the right girl.


4. The Original Way


Originally posted by another user
This is just walking up to a random girl and greeting your self and asking her for her number. Very easy, very simple does work.


Asking Out A Girl You Know


If you wanna ask out a girl you know, make sure she somewhat likes you before you ask. If she is a good friend, she might not wanna go out with you cause you are to much of friends. All you do is just ask her if you wanna do something like go see a movie or get a coffee. And then ask for her number, then take it from there.



I will update this thread with more ways to get girls, you guys can post your ways and I will add it in the thread, but be serious about it.




- I Am Hero
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The following 11 users say thank you to Swade for this useful post:

ciunas, Cudder, Dante., Done #3, El Violador, M.Mac, Pichu, skillz369, The Low Key OG, XHaveNOFearX, ZerkOnFire

The following user groaned Swade for this awful post:

Pimp
08-03-2011, 03:54 AM #38
:lol: Ya Your sister is hotter than your girlfriend! Awesome face
08-03-2011, 04:53 AM #39
Swade
The Brain Named Its Self
Originally posted by FourzerotwoFAILS View Post
Nice tutorial, but can you make one on how to meet a guy :carling:


Sadly no, I'm not gay :carling:
08-03-2011, 10:46 AM #40
Not the best idea posting family on the internet dude. Once it is on the internet, it is never deleted. Plus i feel sorry for you now that all the little boys here, now have her picture on their hard drives for later use..... (not including the pedo's xD)
08-03-2011, 01:18 PM #41
Originally posted by Zo
i oh ym8 ur gf looks lik quite rubbish u ot to hook up to this ball n chain ere m8 shes looks bttr id back scuttle with 1 on left ne day You must login or register to view this content.


What the fcuk are you trying to say? :dumb:
08-03-2011, 04:28 PM #42
Adam West
git muny
Originally posted by I

How To Talk To A Girl



we meet again old foe :confused:
08-03-2011, 04:29 PM #43
Alphex
ZomG Teh Rep Hoe Repd Me
Can i try these tricks on your sister? :fa:
08-03-2011, 04:35 PM #44
Killa
Banned
Are these tips gonna work when we pick up your sister

---------- Post added at 12:35 PM ---------- Previous post was at 12:33 PM ----------

Originally posted by Alphex View Post
Can i try these tricks on your sister? :fa:

pretty sure it'll work fine
08-03-2011, 08:26 PM #45
manster
League Champion
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08-03-2011, 08:36 PM #46
Laney
Ex-Staff
Originally posted by Feces View Post
Cool guide bro... But Man.... I just wanna cut some of her hair off and keep it in a little wooden box.

dont be a pedo man

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