Post: Pórnhub Introduced a New Way to Charge Your Device – The Wankband
02-27-2015, 03:33 PM #1
Alt
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If you are reading this, you probably know kind of website Pórnhub is. The amount of time people spend on this website is probably too much, and the phones’ batteries might not last till the the ending. So, in order to make the energy consumption more efficient, Pórnhub released a new wearable device, “The Wankband”. This piece of technology allows you to charge your gadgets with ease and efficiency. The charging process is rather simple, you just jerk the device off and that will charge it!

How DOES IT generate energy, though? The Wankband contains a valve that generates and stores as the weight-body attached to the valve inside of the wearable moves up and down.

Pórnhub claims The Wankband is unisex and works just as good with women as with men. Simply put, charging your devices with The Wankband is not limited to jerking of your gherkin.

Pórnhub states that with this device, all the “power is in your hand”.

Good present idea for the upcoming international women’s day Happy

The following 2 users say thank you to Alt for this useful post:

{JC}Modz, ResistThePower
03-04-2015, 09:35 PM #2
ResistThePower
NextGenUpdate Elite
WoW,

I have no words for this. But its kinda cool .
03-12-2015, 11:03 AM #3
Joel
[move]Sal:madsal::laim:[/move]
lol wanking is gonna save the planet!

The following user thanked Joel for this useful post:

Mr Grumpy
03-12-2015, 02:03 PM #4
avatar1o1234
Samurai Poster
Funny how a lot people come this but no one comments
03-27-2015, 01:37 PM #5
iTruceFret
[move]From now on, call me DRAGON.[/move]
I bought it. stare
04-30-2015, 02:42 AM #6
Originally posted by iTruceFret View Post
I bought it. stare


stare You Wanker :carling:
05-19-2015, 08:47 AM #7
DJR_Supreme
My boy Gon
Such Wow
06-07-2015, 12:27 AM #8
Esker
Samurai Poster
im not happy this is in my youtube history -.-

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