Originally posted by killzone2
how do i poo
1. find the nearest "porcelain god".
2. mount said god, with seat cover up, seat down.
3. relaxing exhalation to loosen up.
4. Let rectal area do it's doo-ty.
5. wipe with nearest available toilet paper.
6. Re-dress, and Exit bathroom.
7. Repeat process later if needed.
Enjoy!!!