Post: How to know if your a noob on Cod4
09-08-2009, 07:55 PM #1
xvxBIGCLAxvx
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(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); 1. If you crawl on the ground and think people cant see you.

2. If you think everyone on the other team is dead in search and your spinning around the planted bomb ect and you get shot.

3. If you are spinning around the bomb in search and it blows up on you.

4. If you use martyrdom in hardcore.

5. If you jump and fall off a building and die.

6. If someone walks in front of you and they dont see you and you go for the knife and miss and then get shot.

7. And last but not least if you actually went to this thread you are most likely a noob.Winky Winky

You know I don't like you if....

You knife after plating a claymore or knife at random times

If you take my sniping spot cuz then i just kill you.

If your name has the work pwn, punisher, anything with the word boy after it, and if you make your clan tag bamf because we all know you didnt make that one up

Add more if I missed any.
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09-08-2009, 08:14 PM #2
If you're the last person in search and destroy and overcook a grenade and kill yourself :p, or throw it into a building then get killed by it xD
09-08-2009, 09:25 PM #3
xvxBIGCLAxvx
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oo thats a good one. or if you shoot at the very beginning cuz u think your cool and you kill a team mate
09-08-2009, 09:29 PM #4
XD lol this thread is jokes
09-08-2009, 09:43 PM #5
xvxBIGCLAxvx
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lol i just thought of some more. If your team mate pops out from around the conner and you shoot him cuz you spazed.

or if you block the stairs when ur team is trying to get up and they kill you.

if something scares you and you knife
09-08-2009, 10:12 PM #6
I was with you on most of those except the jumping off buildings one cause sometimes I do this just to get a new streak going, so it could go either way. Also what makes a sniper spot yours, if you are sitting in it already and someone comes up and sits with you, cool to kill them but if a guy is already sitting in a spot you happen to like, that is just dirty.

You might be a noob if you don't know how to plant the bomb, I've seen this a few times and cost us the round with the bomb holder just laying there fumbling around with buttons

Doorway campers and people who can't host matches but still try just to piss me off are also on my list
09-08-2009, 10:30 PM #7
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well im talking about jumping off a building on accident but yeah its my spot so i kill them. i hate it when someone is sitting next to me and an enemy uav is called in and i have uav jammer and he doesnt
09-09-2009, 02:50 AM #8
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you might be a noob if in hardcore s&d when there is no one on the other team left and one person is defusing the bomb and you teamkill him and you get killed for to many teamkills
09-09-2009, 11:25 AM #9
xvxBIGCLAxvx
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haha thats a good one
09-09-2009, 12:00 PM #10
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Here's to Loonyology!
These are what grind my gears -
people blocking entrances;
people trying to throw grenades through a gap, hitting the wall and doing a teamkill instead;
n00bs that teamkill at the start of each round;
one player left, the bombs been planted and the player strolls towards the bomb forgetting there's enemies about.

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