Post: [How to]: Be a douche on "Five"
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11-26-2010, 10:17 PM
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MATT23116
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- Search for an Xbox Live online game of nazi zombies on the map "Five" (Try to find two or three people with mics to make the end result that much more awesome.)
- Once you have a party of four, let the game start.
- Start off by breaking glass and repairing it for points, and kill zombies until you have $1,250 or more.
Click the spoiler for more info on how to really make people hate you from the start:
While you are trying to rack up points try this: As soon as the game starts, normally people will run to the windows and start knifing the glass so they can repair it for points. While they knife the first one or two holes, run up behind their back and Press and hold X to repair their window as they keep breaking the glass. Before they know it, you've gained $50 from simply pushing one button while they've been doing the majority of the work.
- Just wait until about round 3-4 when the other players will get antsy and they will unlock the $750 door leading into the elevator hall.
- Once that door is unlocked, sprint to the elevator, unlock it and go down to the war room, ultimately leaving your team upstairs.
- When you're down in the war room, place yourself right in-between the elevator and the room, hence blocking the doors.
- Now, your team upstairs can not call the elevator up, it will say "elevator doors are blocked"
- Now while they are bitching and moaning about how you left them and they can't call the elevator, Simply hold a frag grenade and end your life. They will all laugh and insult you and say that they "aren't going to revive you" Don't worry, this is part of the plan.
- When you die, It tricks the elevator into thinking you're still blocking it, even though you aren't in the way, you just died in the way.
- So this means your team will be stuck upstairs with no way to get down, because it thinks you're blocking it, when you're really dead.
- Now your team will eventually kill the last zombie, and starting a new round to put you back into the game. Now when they call up the elevator from the war room to go down, just go in the elevator and lay in the door again so they can't go down and they are stuck upstairs with you.
- Now just repeat with each new level. This can also be done with the elevator that goes down into the power room. Once they have eventually gotten down to the power room to activate the teleporters, end the game!
There it is, simple as that. Enjoy!
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11-26-2010, 11:23 PM
#6
Unctarheels99
Do a barrel roll!
Haha me and my friend save up our money 4 like 3-4 rounds and jus buy everything to get electricity and ppl that r the gotta get be top of leaderboards (tryhards) get mad and say we ruin their strategy LOL... And 2 top it off we never revive them and try 2 c who can dodge/runaway from zombies 4 the longest time... We average around 6 rounds LOL
11-26-2010, 11:59 PM
#7
ANGEL1
Banned
Originally posted by MATT23116
How to be a douche on the Nazi Zombie map: Five
There it is, simple as that. Enjoy!
- Search for an Xbox Live online game of nazi zombies on the map "Five" (Try to find two or three people with mics to make the end result that much more awesome.)
- Once you have a party of four, let the game start.
- Start off by breaking glass and repairing it for points, and kill zombies until you have $1,250 or more.
- Just wait until about round 3-4 when the other players will get antsy and they will unlock the $750 door leading into the elevator hall.
- Once that door is unlocked, sprint to the elevator, unlock it and go down to the war room, ultimately leaving your team upstairs.
- When you're down in the war room, place yourself right in-between the elevator and the room, hence blocking the doors.
- Now, your team upstairs can not call the elevator up, it will say "elevator doors are blocked"
- Now while they are bitching and moaning about how you left them and they can't call the elevator, Simply hold a frag grenade and end your life. They will all laugh and insult you and say that they "aren't going to revive you" Don't worry, this is part of the plan.
- When you die, It tricks the elevator into thinking you're still blocking it, even though you aren't in the way, you just died in the way.
- So this means your team will be stuck upstairs with no way to get down, because it thinks you're blocking it, when you're really dead.
- Now your team will eventually kill the last zombie, and starting a new round to put you back into the game. Now when they call up the elevator from the war room to go down, just go in the elevator and lay in the door again so they can't go down and they are stuck upstairs with you.
- Now just repeat with each new level. This can also be done with the elevator that goes down into the power room. Once they have eventually gotten down to the power room to activate the teleporters, end the game!
There it is, simple as that. Enjoy!
MAN, THAT IS JUST PLAIN WICKED & LOW!- UM, did i forget to mention FUNNY AS SHIT!!!!!!
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11-27-2010, 01:21 AM
#9
Encopresis
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Originally posted by MATT23116
How to be a douche on the Nazi Zombie map: Five
There it is, simple as that. Enjoy!
- Search for an Xbox Live online game of nazi zombies on the map "Five" (Try to find two or three people with mics to make the end result that much more awesome.)
- Once you have a party of four, let the game start.
- Start off by breaking glass and repairing it for points, and kill zombies until you have $1,250 or more.
- Just wait until about round 3-4 when the other players will get antsy and they will unlock the $750 door leading into the elevator hall.
- Once that door is unlocked, sprint to the elevator, unlock it and go down to the war room, ultimately leaving your team upstairs.
- When you're down in the war room, place yourself right in-between the elevator and the room, hence blocking the doors.
- Now, your team upstairs can not call the elevator up, it will say "elevator doors are blocked"
- Now while they are bitching and moaning about how you left them and they can't call the elevator, Simply hold a frag grenade and end your life. They will all laugh and insult you and say that they "aren't going to revive you" Don't worry, this is part of the plan.
- When you die, It tricks the elevator into thinking you're still blocking it, even though you aren't in the way, you just died in the way.
- So this means your team will be stuck upstairs with no way to get down, because it thinks you're blocking it, when you're really dead.
- Now your team will eventually kill the last zombie, and starting a new round to put you back into the game. Now when they call up the elevator from the war room to go down, just go in the elevator and lay in the door again so they can't go down and they are stuck upstairs with you.
- Now just repeat with each new level. This can also be done with the elevator that goes down into the power room. Once they have eventually gotten down to the power room to activate the teleporters, end the game!
There it is, simple as that. Enjoy!
This is hilarious! :y: Definetly going to do this =D 500th post!
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