(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); I was using the MP5K, and a guy claimed that it is, "the cheapest gun in the game."/facepalm All because he tossed a Stun and I killed him, lol.

Porn is usually funny

-Look at my name.

Zombies PGL

"Man yo name is Solo you gun be stealin all my kills never revivin me and you aint neva gun open no doors cause you solo yoi aint use no teamwork" then he leaves.

Friend: Mom, can I get Black Ops?
Mom: You want Black Cops?

With a Southern Acent "Man sometimes this game be makin me cut work n shyt. this shyt is too addictive"

Guy #1: man, did you see dem sandwiches ray brought in to work? shit they're good. have you had any?
Guy #2: have i had any? are you retarded? of course i ****in' have, especially dat chicken shit.


they went on for 2 whole games discussing what they'll have next time.

I got into a lobby and they were already talking

first guy: "Yeah they fixed it up nice and good"
second guy: "SUUUUUUHWEEEEEEET!"
third guy: "Yay finally back to normal"

I left immediately.

This 6-7 year old kid's name is "ImHighEveryDay". Some 13-14 year old says what do you smoke. Kid replies,"water" and starts chuckling. Goes on for about a 2 games about how retarded he is because he can't smoke water. Little kid was an A-list troll.

Next game the kid's on the other team, and I get the 13-14 and he had a friend. I'm playing some music, Deadmau5 to be exact, and his friend replies,
Who's playing that music!?"
Friend says,"Dood!1! Thats dead mouse 5!!!!".

I haven't laughed so hard in a long ass time.

lol some guy said "Can I take these metal clamps off my nipples now?"

Me and my friends are in a clan called "xFGKx" then we all made accounts with xFGKx in the front and we were playing then some guy says "Are you guys in a party?" then my friend says "No, it just happends that we all have the same 5 letters in front of our name and we all got paired up on the same team."

I play with arabs all the time, I never mute because the shit they say is so funny but unfortunately most of the good stuff lose the humor if translated =\