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NOTE: This is not a guide to do with camping or pissing anyone off etc.

Just a guide on how to be a complete douche while playing Black Ops

Step 1: Make an account that looks like this:

xXxOox_[INSERT RANDOM NAME HERE THAT HAS RANDOM CAPITALS AND THE NUMBER "3" IN PLACE OF THE LETTER "E"]_xoOxXx

Step 2: Get a bean bag to put in front of your TV, or a big sofa

Step 3: Lay down on the sofa/bean bag while wearing:
-Either a tank top (MUST BE WHITE AND STAINED), singlet or no shirt at all
-Either ripped jeans or ripped denim shorts
-Sandals/Thongs/Whatever the **** you wanna call em, the things that go on your feet that aren't even real shoes.

Step 4: Get a headset

Step 5: Brag about how you're so high on [INSERT STUPID NAME FOR A DRUG]/drunk and that you're losing because of it, even though you were sober enough to turn on your PS3/Xbox, put in the disc, sign into PSN/Xbox, select Multiplayer/Zombies and join a game

ALTERNATIVE: Brag about how good you are, then when you lose (You have to lose. You always lose.) blame it on one of the following:
-Lag Spike
-FPS Spike
-Campers
-Noob weapons
-Noob perks
-Noob teammates

Step 6: There is no step 6. You are now a complete douche. Congratulations.

DISCLAIMER: This was written purely for humour, I am not responsible for anybody, you know, beating you half to death, for being a douche...

what a rant

i do none of this accept talk crap to kids to get em mad

then when i do bad i still talk crap

basically what i do on ngu