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The developers at Treyarch have put a lot of thought into this game, Black Ops. I am here to reveal the secrets that lie deep within the game.

There Is a whole set of perks, attachments, equipment, and killstreaks for people that deem themselves worthy to handle them.

There are 20 levels of Scrub, and each one unlocks new things. Unfortunately, I can not tell you what Scrub Level you unlock these things at because I do not know myself for I am only Scrub Level 5...

Perks

Scrub - see you on the radar at all times
Scrub Pro - infinate health as long as you are camping in a little tiny corner

Bend the Bullet - allows sniper rifle to hit target no matter where your aiming
Bend the Bullet Pro - adds Bend the Bullet support for all other weapons too

Spawn System - allows you to spawn behind people every time you die
Spawn System Pro - lets enemies spawn right in your sights

Juggernaut + Juggernaut Pro - remember me? I was your worst nightmare!

Lag Fag - lets you lag around all corners
Lag Fag Pro - lets you teleport around the map because your connection is so bad

Panic Knife - alerts you when someone is turning the corner so you can prepare your panic knife.*
Panic Knife Pro - automattically knifes when someone is in your general vacinity

Hitmarker - when sniping, 75% of all shots will result in a hitmarker
Hitmarker Pro - every shot coming from a sniper rifle will be a hitmarker
(NOTE: Hitmarker and Hitmarker Pro CAN NOT be taken off!!!)

OMG Second Chance - makes you invincible while in second chance
OMG Second Chance Pro - makes your bullets one shot, and lock on to the nearest person while in second chance. Kind of like a homing missile composed of pure scrub.

Attachments

One Shot - makes any weapon one shot anybody, works best with the Famas

No Recoil - makes gun have no recoil, again it works best with the Famas

Built-in Sniper Rifle - combines no recoil and one shot attachments. Can not be used on actual sniper rifles. Once again it works best with the Famas

SMG Transformation - makes your assault rifle able to outgun anything at close range

Equipment

Heat Seeking Frags - fragmentation grenades that, when tossed, follow your target until detonation

Missile Tomahawk - tomahawk that locks onto the nearest noob and flies around like a missile and humiliates him

Invisible Claymore - claymore that is invisible and it's blast can kill from across the map

Killstreaks

Nuclear RC-XD - RC car that can penetrate flak jacket from any distance

Invisible Napalm Strike - Napalm Strike where the fire is invisible until you run into it

WTFBBQ Carpet Bomber - B52 Bomber that hits the entire map even of you aren't even near the line of fire

Ignorant Chopper Gunner - *Chopper Gunner that shoots through buildings and dodges all rockets shot at it

Dogs... I Mean, Hellhounds - Dogs that don't die no matter what you throw, shoot, and launch at them

Flying Dogs - this has actually happened to me... Dogs that fly through the air across the map and kill you*
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Weapons

The Scrub Cannon - An upgraded version of the Famas that comes standard with all of the other Scrub attachments, perks, killstreaks, and equipment

Suicide RPG - RPG that ,even when the user shoots it at his feet, miraculously kills you but not the user. Also penetrates Flak Jacket.


This is a joke guys, though these glitches DO HAPPEN in my experience of playing the game. Don't be haters, enjoy it.

EDIT: wow topic of the week nominations! Thanks guys for the great feedback
if you can think of anything, post it and I'll put it here and give credit. Thanks!

Panic Knife Pro. Now that annoys me lol.

This is useless.

Yup it is :pedo:

It was a joke mate...

Best ****ing thread ever, and so true omg :y:.

damn Everyone hates black ops.

I read this to 4 people in my party and we were all literally loling. I was just sniping complaining every one of my shots is a hitmarker.


Have a sense of humor bro.

its a pretty funny thread..

These are very contradictory