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Were to find a hidden radios on ascension mini easter egg.



Radio 1:
"... convey my sincere gratitude to you for that... but, on to business, I am pleased to report all projects are running smoothly again after recent personal changes. As I had previously mentioned. Yuri Kravcheski is a brilliant scientist, but he has been so far proven incapable of handling "Project Mercury" - or as you call it, "the Gersch Device". [Chuckles] And so, due to numerous setbacks and delays I have sadly been forced to transfer Yuri to AK64-A experiments. I have decided that your nephew should take his place. I look forward to working with him directly. [The] Der Riese incident with the Clatsmere Mechanism leaves no doubt in my mind, that this is the right decision. The explosion caused the Mechanism significant damage. It will take time to re-manufacture all of the parts, unless some of them can be salvaged..."
-Gersch

Radio 2:
"...Rockets! He transferrs me to work on rockets! This experiment's require no finesse, no imagination. My intellect is ill served blasting a bunch of monkeys into the atmosphere! [Sigh] But I can't fight Gersch on with this. I was able to hold onto my teeth. ...Some after-hours research, no one really understands what project Mercury is capable of. Until then, this lab will have to do. Wait... is that a matryoshka doll? Did someone let the child in?"
-Yuri

Radio 3:
"...Found a box today. Some lebanke left his teddy bear in it - a disgusting and filthy toy! Who keeps bringing that child onto this base?! Thank God they did not take the diary: the things I have learned about the Element. I'll have to conduct these experiments on my own, away from the destructive hands of Gersch! His research in Project Mercury has stalled, but will HE be transferred?! I doubt it! As long as Project [Static] remains on track, his friends at [Static] I must think small..."
-Yuri

Radio 4:
"...I assure that our craft will be far superior to whatever the Americans... or should I say, Canadians (heh) are developing. Finally, Project Thunder is nearing completion. My staff has assured me that the remaining issues of the effective range and power cells will be solved within the next few months - oh, and also - you should know that Doctor Kravcheski does not appear to be adjusting to his new position. He has been hostile towards the other scientists - at least, more than usual - and has been seen frequently muttering to himself. The transition must have been hard for him, but if he does not learn his place soon... I may require another, more competent scientist to replace (him).
-Gersch

Radio 5:
"...They're entering my head! Always my head! I can't hinter, I can't, OOF, I can't stop it! Keep it out! I want you to LEAVE ME ALONE!!! Calm down there! Calm down! No, no I won't! ShutTheShutThef***UpSTOP! J-Just stop! Fine... Okay, okay, I will..."
-Yuri

Radio 6:
"... This had better be good Yuri: the fact that you're in this lab again is reason enough to have you permanently removed!"
— Gersch

"Do not worry, you won't be disappointed (chuckles). In fact, I'm sure you won't forget it! ...But I can't take all the credit. If you will, er, do the honors."
— Yuri

(Gersch pushes a button, and a sound similar to an activated Gersch Device is heard.)
"Having Fun?!"
— Samantha Maxis

"What the-?!"
— Gersch

(Electricity surges)
"No! No! Yuri, you-! (Screams as he is presumably sucked into the void and killed.)"
— Gersch

"(Laughs evilly) You fat pig! Enjoy your bed! Heheheh, heh... Oh no. No! NoNoNo! NoNoNoNo! What have I done?! What have I do-?!...)"
— Yuri

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