Post: Small easter eggs for Ascension
03-17-2011, 12:30 AM #1
(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); Ok, so im pretty sure most of you know about the Matryoshka Dolls of the characters scattered around the level Ascension. In case you didnt know, here they are.

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First Easter Egg:
1. Tank's doll is in the lander room beside the Stamin-Up. Where you walk through the door he is on the flaming barrels on the left, right next to the Claymores.

2. Nikolai's doll is on the top of the shelf directly to the left of the Speed Cola.

3. Takeo's doll is on the shelf directly to the left of the PhD Flopper.
Richtofen's doll is on the floor below the power switch. It is on the table to the left of the door leading outside.

4. Richtofen's doll is on the floor below the power switch. It is on the table to the left of the door leading outside.

When you hold square or X on these dolls, they say something different depending on your character.

Tank Doll

"Hey Hey What Up Tak?"
— When Takeo activates Tank's Doll

"Your Breath Smells Like Death"
— When Nikolai activates Tank's Doll

"You Suck Richtofen"
— When Richtofen activates Tank's Doll

"Hey Good Looking!"
— When Tank activates his own doll


Nikolai Doll

"Oh..Hi Demspey!"
— When Tank activates Nikolai's doll

"I Hate You Richtofen"
— When Richtofen activates Nikolai's doll

"Your Eyes Are Empty Takeo"
— When Takeo activates Nikolai's doll

"Hey..You Look Like My Sister!"
— When Nikolai activates his own doll


Takeo Doll
"You Ugly American"
— When Tank activates Takeo's Doll

"Good Day Doctor!"
— When Richtofen activates Takeo's Doll

"I Will Not Work For You!"
— When Nikolai activates Takeo's Doll

"For The Emperor!"
— When Takeo activates his own doll


Richtofen Doll
"Big Demspey is SO BIG"
— When Tank activates Richtofen's Doll

"Hehe...Stop Tickling Me!"
— When Richtofen activates his own doll

"Ack...Don't Breathe On Me"
— When Nikolai activates Richtofen's Doll

"Oh...Hi Takeo"
— When Takeo activates Richtofen's Doll


When Dempsey interacts with a Matryoshka doll, he will either say:
"Is this a doll or an action figure?"

or

"Who's this guy?"(This is only when he talks to the Nikolai doll, possibly because he completely ignores nikolai)



When Nikolai interacts with a Matryoshka doll, he will either say:
"A cute little trinket. Maybe there's vodka inside, eh?"

or

"I have sister who used to make these. She's bitch."




When Takeo interacts with a Matryoshka doll, he will say one of the following:
"How many surprises do you hide, little one?"

or

"One becomes two becomes three becomes...Death!"

or

"A toy that even I can play with!"




When Richtofen interacts with a Matryoshka doll, he will either say:
"Oh, there's a doll inside a doll inside a doll! Sounds so perverse!"

or

"It rubs the lotion on the doll, it does this every time... Or else it gets the hose again."


Easter Egg 2:
There are 3 red telephones similar to the ones in "Five" scattered around the map. When these telephones are answered, a line said by a character from "Five" can be heard. These telephones will not ring until a specific event occurs. Once they are answered they won't ring again.

To answer, the player must "use" the ringing telephone.
Treyarch has confirmed that "Five" and Ascension take place at the same time, meaning the characters in "Five" were somehow able to call the characters in Ascension while fighting off the zombies.
The phones' locations are:

To the left of the lunar lander in the centrifuge room, between multiple fuse boxes is the first phone. To make this telephone ring, either the musical easter egg needs to be activated or the player must get ten kills (only in single-player). When answered, President Kennedy can heard saying "Need some beans for the chowder here". He said this in "Five" when he ran out of ammo.

To the left of the power switch, through the chain link fence, down the stairs, turn right, to the left of the Mystery Box spawn point is the second phone. It is confirmed that this telephone rings during a "Fire sale". When answered, the player can hear Nixon fire a weapon (FN FAL), and howl like a wolf. He did this in "Five" when he killed multiple zombies.

Just to the right of the PhD Flopper machine is the third phone. It is currently unknown what makes this telephone ring. When answered, the player can hear Fidel Castro say "Come to me, the revolution dies without Fidel Castro". He says this in "Five" when he is downed.

I thought these were a little interesting so i decided to share this information for those who did not know
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The following 6 users say thank you to qazwertyupo for this useful post:

Ada Wong, dannythedog, Fire., Fuhrer, oHai My Name Is, ShAdoW_RiDa
03-17-2011, 12:46 AM #2
Fire.
Im a fed.
Nice Job M8 Claps
03-17-2011, 12:50 AM #3
very nice Smile
03-17-2011, 11:38 AM #4
Ada Wong
So cute!
good things bro
03-17-2011, 05:23 PM #5
thats a lot of things that i didnt know great post thatClaps:black:Claps
03-17-2011, 05:41 PM #6
Wow, Nice job that probably took along time to write out!
03-17-2011, 06:03 PM #7
Stealth_Tek
At least I can fight
Is it just me or is that quote "Your Eyes Are Empty Takeo" racist? As in, asians have small eyes and saying that they're empty almost resembles that.. I'm not offended, but I always had thought Treyarch hated asians ever since WaW and I think I was right all along Eek..
03-18-2011, 01:00 AM #8
Nice job man
03-21-2011, 12:56 AM #9
TeleGraham
Do a barrel roll!
Cool. Good write up.

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