Post: Bypassing: 'bitchy parents'
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06-22-2011, 03:30 AM
#1
Church_Chicken
The Local Nigga
Well here is the SOLUTION!
In a light polite manner declarate these 2 words:
"I'm Studying."
If your parents are chill they will say 'oh okay have fun'
but those wacky ass light sleeping parents , they might respond.
"THE F**K? how the hell are you studying playing black ops?" :megusta:
Your next response should be along these lines but not liimited to sounding like a smart ass :
"(DAD/MOM)I'm studying the physics of which bullets can travel and the realistic manner of how long it would take for me to kill a target if this were to ever occur."
If this does not work, either whine and bitch him out, or say GG, and quietly go to bed.
Congratulations, you have successfully bypassed your homophobian parents.
This may not work with:
Extremely bitchy parents, enraged siblings,insane grandparents.
Your parents know your mentally retarded and that you'll end up eating out of trashcans and begging for pennies.
P.S.
This tutorial works and is limited to :
ANYTHING YOUR IMAGINITIVE MIND CAN THINK OF :yuno:
still works for me till this day.
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06-22-2011, 03:32 AM
#2
tooskilled2k11
Banned
Originally posted by Chicken
Ever wake up at the middle of the night and decide, Today, ima be a r3bel L337 and play in the middle of the night like a boss, but are to afraid to play at those late hours? :carling:
Well here is the SOLUTION!
In a light polite manner declarate these 2 words:
"I'm Studying."
If your parents are chill they will say 'oh okay have fun'
but those wacky ass light sleeping parents , they might respond.
"THE F**K? how the hell are you studying playing black ops?" :megusta:
Your next response should be along these lines but not liimited to sounding like a smart ass :
"(DAD/MOM)I'm studying the physics of which bullets can travel and the realistic manner of how long it would take for me to kill a target if this were to ever occur."
If this does not work, either whine and bitch him out, or say GG, and quietly go to bed.
Congraulations, you have successfully bypassed your homophobian parents.
This may not work with:
Extremely bitchy parents, enraged siblings,insane grandparents.
P.S.
This tutorial works and is limited to :
ANYTHING YOUR MIND CAN THINK OF :yuno:
Well here is the SOLUTION!
In a light polite manner declarate these 2 words:
"I'm Studying."
If your parents are chill they will say 'oh okay have fun'
but those wacky ass light sleeping parents , they might respond.
"THE F**K? how the hell are you studying playing black ops?" :megusta:
Your next response should be along these lines but not liimited to sounding like a smart ass :
"(DAD/MOM)I'm studying the physics of which bullets can travel and the realistic manner of how long it would take for me to kill a target if this were to ever occur."
If this does not work, either whine and bitch him out, or say GG, and quietly go to bed.
Congraulations, you have successfully bypassed your homophobian parents.
This may not work with:
Extremely bitchy parents, enraged siblings,insane grandparents.
P.S.
This tutorial works and is limited to :
ANYTHING YOUR MIND CAN THINK OF :yuno:
lol dude this gave me a good laugh
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06-22-2011, 03:51 AM
#4
COMMISSIONER
Brute
06-22-2011, 08:16 PM
#6
Church_Chicken
The Local Nigga
06-23-2011, 01:54 AM
#8
socomrebel
Vault dweller
Originally posted by Chicken
Ever wake up at the middle of the night and decide, Today, ima be a r3bel L337 and play in the middle of the night like a boss, but are to afraid to play at those late hours? :carling:
Well here is the SOLUTION!
In a light polite manner declarate these 2 words:
"I'm Studying."
If your parents are chill they will say 'oh okay have fun'
but those wacky ass light sleeping parents , they might respond.
"THE F**K? how the hell are you studying playing black ops?" :megusta:
Your next response should be along these lines but not liimited to sounding like a smart ass :
"(DAD/MOM)I'm studying the physics of which bullets can travel and the realistic manner of how long it would take for me to kill a target if this were to ever occur."
If this does not work, either whine and bitch him out, or say GG, and quietly go to bed.
Congratulations, you have successfully bypassed your homophobian parents.
This may not work with:
Extremely bitchy parents, enraged siblings,insane grandparents.
Your parents know your mentally retarded and that you'll end up eating out of trashcans and begging for pennies.
P.S.
This tutorial works and is limited to :
ANYTHING YOUR IMAGINITIVE MIND CAN THINK OF :yuno:
Well here is the SOLUTION!
In a light polite manner declarate these 2 words:
"I'm Studying."
If your parents are chill they will say 'oh okay have fun'
but those wacky ass light sleeping parents , they might respond.
"THE F**K? how the hell are you studying playing black ops?" :megusta:
Your next response should be along these lines but not liimited to sounding like a smart ass :
"(DAD/MOM)I'm studying the physics of which bullets can travel and the realistic manner of how long it would take for me to kill a target if this were to ever occur."
If this does not work, either whine and bitch him out, or say GG, and quietly go to bed.
Congratulations, you have successfully bypassed your homophobian parents.
This may not work with:
Extremely bitchy parents, enraged siblings,insane grandparents.
Your parents know your mentally retarded and that you'll end up eating out of trashcans and begging for pennies.
P.S.
This tutorial works and is limited to :
ANYTHING YOUR IMAGINITIVE MIND CAN THINK OF :yuno:
dont seem to work in the summer haha
06-23-2011, 04:45 AM
#10
Church_Chicken
The Local Nigga
Originally posted by mattk3650
Have you heard of Turtle Beaches?
Also, there aren't realistic bullet physics in CoD. They are instant. Play Battlefield if you care about physics.
Also, there aren't realistic bullet physics in CoD. They are instant. Play Battlefield if you care about physics.
No sorry i have not heard of turtle beaches. I live in a third world city in south Africa , but really who has? That shit is like 3 million dorra.
&. Did i say that I believed in my statement? It's an example of an excuse to get out of shit dumb ****. Stop trolling and go qq in another corner.
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