(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); This is just a (adjective) thread about zombies with my (noun).
It explains a some-what game inside Nazi Zombies. (Game inside a game. Clever?)
This assigns roles or jobs to certain players based on how they play. (parenthesis)

SLAYER
Basically, The kill whore of the game. He has no specific job other than to destroy shit and go down.
Perks: Juggernog,Speed Cola, Deadshit Drink (Mule Kick works),Double Fap
Weapons: Thundergun, Wave Gun, Wunderwaffe, Ray Gun, RPK, HK21, Galil, Commando, Assault Rifles or LMGs work best.

MEDIC
Probably the most important guy. Actually, He is the most important guy.
He tends to revive everyone. ( Don't get the impression you don't revive someone who is right in front of you. Only avoid them if they steal your kills!)
Perks: Juggernog, Quick Revive, Stamin-Up, PhD Flopper
Weapons: Any LIGHT POWERFUL weapon.
Favorable Weapons used: Ballistic Knives PaP, Crossbow PaP, Cymbal Monkeys, Gersh Devices. (Thanks to Leftwinger)

SUPPORT
These other 2 guys usually make sure doors get opened, Tellys are linked, Power is on, Guard the medic while he is reviving, Hack Stuff, ETC.
Perks: Juggernog, Stamin-Up, Speed Cola, ETC.


THE NOOB (New info thanks to .Choco!)
These guys usually whore the box's brains out and can cause gray hairs to every other player. *AVOID THESE MLG PROS*
Perks: Deadshit Drink, Double Tap, Mule Kick (Wait they can never afford it), Juggernog is poison to these players!
Weapons: M14, Olympia, Wonder Weapon due to beating the box with their cock.
Interesting Fact(S)!: They don't open doors and usually kill crawlers! (New info thanks to NyanCat)

These guys are the most vital success to get to rounds 60 - 70. You will need them! (Not really.)

POINT WHORE ( New info thanks to zIoN-)
The guy that usually has about 50,000+ points.
Perks: Juggernog, Double Tap, Speed Cola, Deadshit Drink
Weapons: usually weaker weapons in high rounds.

THE BAWSS
Usually tells the other players what to do can always has something to say on what you're going to do. Example: You: "I'm going to get Juggernog" Bawss: "No you need to open this door first." You: ":yuno:"
Perks: Juggernog, PhD Flopper, Stamin-Up, Penis
Weapons Any weapon from the box

SISSY HOST (Thanks to cresterk)
Usually gets his way in zombies due to his "all powerful" connection. If you don't do what he says, He'll threaten to end the game. :dumb:
Perks: Juggernog, Speed Cola, Mule Kick,
Weapons: Anything from the box. Never any weapons off the wall.
Remember! A bad host means a bad game!








You can use the easter eggs that give all perks to get these setups fast! (Not really, Shangri-La's easter egg is slower than dial-up.)

medic:
balllistic knife pack a punched + crossbow pack a punched + monkeys

Im the SLAYER! :fyea:

Thanks for the info, I'll update it

Who isnt the slayer

Yes everyone like slayers

I know who isn't the slayer, the Noobs who don't buy juggernog and rape the box at round 5.

You forgot the "All of the above" player. Thats me. I handle whatever needs to be handled .

No there just noobs who cant get any points at any time cause they shit

Add this:

THE NOOB

-Usually buys both the olympia and m14 by round 2. Their sole purpose is to find the box by round 5 and use it until:
A. It moves,
B. They die, or
C. They run out of points.
-This player does not buy any perks, ever.
-Usually does not last longer than 7 rounds.