Post: How to ensure your teammates will enjoy their game of HC S&D
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01-05-2012, 08:07 PM
#1
Four29
Haxor!
with a bunch of trolls and loud obnoxious opponents only to end up on their team in the next game? I have, and I want to share with you how to ensure they will enjoy their S& experience!1. Take the bomb, hide and don't plant it.
2. If they drop a care package at the beginning of the round, stand over the CP marker.
3. Ballistic Vest...when they drop it, knife it, shoot it...destroy it.
4. Follow them around and shoot in the air.
5. After they plant the bomb, if your opponent decides not to attempt to diffuse it, stand next to the bomb as it detonates.
6. Destroy all Lethal and Tactical equipment put up by your teammates.
7. If your opponent plants and no one is left, don't diffuse it, or if you have a few teammates left, start to diffuse, quit diffusing, and repeat the process until it detonates so that no one else has a chance to diffuse it.
8. Die then message the opposite team on your teammates location.
Ever get stuck with a pair of stupid ass riot shield boosters?
1. Stand between the douche bag with the gun and the inbred with the riot shield...hopefully you'll get shot in the process, killing the douche bag because of ricochete fire.
Now I am sure many of you will "groan" at this post, but it is encouraged because the sound of all these groans remind me of the first time I met your mom after a few drinks and showing her the backseat of my car! For those that find this post awesome, "thank" me like you thanked God when you found out you didn't get that b*tch pregnant!!!!
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01-06-2012, 04:57 AM
#13
Infected Gamer
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Originally posted by Four29
Ever play solo HC S& with a bunch of trolls and loud obnoxious opponents only to end up on their team in the next game? I have, and I want to share with you how to ensure they will enjoy their S& experience!
1. Take the bomb, hide and don't plant it.
2. If they drop a care package at the beginning of the round, stand over the CP marker.
3. Ballistic Vest...when they drop it, knife it, shoot it...destroy it.
4. Follow them around and shoot in the air.
5. After they plant the bomb, if your opponent decides not to attempt to diffuse it, stand next to the bomb as it detonates.
6. Destroy all Lethal and Tactical equipment put up by your teammates.
7. If your opponent plants and no one is left, don't diffuse it, or if you have a few teammates left, start to diffuse, quit diffusing, and repeat the process until it detonates so that no one else has a chance to diffuse it.
8. Die then message the opposite team on your teammates location.
Ever get stuck with a pair of stupid ass riot shield boosters?
1. Stand between the douche bag with the gun and the inbred with the riot shield...hopefully you'll get shot in the process, killing the douche bag because of ricochete fire.
Now I am sure many of you will "groan" at this post, but it is encouraged because the sound of all these groans remind me of the first time I met your mom after a few drinks and showing her the backseat of my car! For those that find this post awesome, "thank" me like you thanked God when you found out you didn't get that b*tch pregnant!!!!
with a bunch of trolls and loud obnoxious opponents only to end up on their team in the next game? I have, and I want to share with you how to ensure they will enjoy their S& experience!1. Take the bomb, hide and don't plant it.
2. If they drop a care package at the beginning of the round, stand over the CP marker.
3. Ballistic Vest...when they drop it, knife it, shoot it...destroy it.
4. Follow them around and shoot in the air.
5. After they plant the bomb, if your opponent decides not to attempt to diffuse it, stand next to the bomb as it detonates.
6. Destroy all Lethal and Tactical equipment put up by your teammates.
7. If your opponent plants and no one is left, don't diffuse it, or if you have a few teammates left, start to diffuse, quit diffusing, and repeat the process until it detonates so that no one else has a chance to diffuse it.
8. Die then message the opposite team on your teammates location.
Ever get stuck with a pair of stupid ass riot shield boosters?
1. Stand between the douche bag with the gun and the inbred with the riot shield...hopefully you'll get shot in the process, killing the douche bag because of ricochete fire.
Now I am sure many of you will "groan" at this post, but it is encouraged because the sound of all these groans remind me of the first time I met your mom after a few drinks and showing her the backseat of my car! For those that find this post awesome, "thank" me like you thanked God when you found out you didn't get that b*tch pregnant!!!!
:lol: RoFL When i Read that. I love doing that. Guys on mic be hating on me, " Fuk u m8 cum kill me i dare ye ass 2 try" is what they send me a message of. :lol: They be hating.
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01-06-2012, 02:05 PM
#17
gugubee557
Do a barrel roll!
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