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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hello
You: hows it goin
Stranger: so um where to next well i guess how are you
Stranger: ahaha GREAT
You: haha
Stranger: im watching the olympics wit ma bitchessss you?
You: watchin ESPN and on here lol
Stranger: yes...i must admit omegle is winning my attention
Stranger: over skiing..
Stranger: haha how pathetic
You: haha
Stranger: soooo youre MALE
Stranger: im female
Stranger: hmmmm
Stranger: look at that sexual tension..
Stranger: hahahaha
You: yeah haha
Stranger: youre pretty resiliant to weirdness
You: .
Stranger: haha omegle is easy to be disconnected from
Stranger: chatroulette is easier cuz im hottttttt hahaha
You: chatroulette dosent work for me
Stranger: i know its not working now!!
Stranger: or you mean in general?
You: now
Stranger: well i guess youll just have to describe yourself
Stranger: starting with underwear color of course..
Stranger: HAHAHAH sorry
You: lol its cool
Stranger: enough self gratifying humor...how are you?
You: good u?
Stranger: good? well thats no info....im so good it makes me tear up sometimes hahahaha
Stranger: but rite now
You: oh lol
Stranger: my roomie is having an awkward party
Stranger: sooo we peaced hahaha
You: haha i bet it was awkward
Stranger: after like 5 of the awkwardest navy guys ever tried to acquire my number..
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: it was discomfort
Stranger: hahahhaha
You: that must have been weird lol
Stranger: haha nahhh b im used to dat shizzy
You: ha i bet
Stranger: but theyre tool level was a bit higher than normal i guess..
Stranger: hahahaha
Stranger: so how are you really? juicy details bitch!
You: 5 ' 11 blue eyes blonde hair
Stranger: haha well i was thinking more like how are you right now...but thanks for the details hitler child
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Stranger: hey
You: hi
Stranger: asl
You: Im bored, what do you do when ur bored?
Stranger: u dont wanna kno
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Stranger: o hai
You: hi
Stranger: david?
You: no natalie
Stranger: oh ew girls
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Stranger: hey
You: hello
You: I have a boner
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Stranger: 2 horny girls want to cyber
stranger: How are you today?
you: Dude thats fawkin awesome!
You: Im gud how bought you?
Stranger: Are you male?
You: Yes
stranger: What can we do for you? ;d
you: Make me happy ?
You: Can that be arranged
stranger: Definitely
stranger: What will you do to us?
You: What do you mean?
Stranger: ...
You: Hmmm
you: We gunna start?
Stranger: You start
you: Fine ill start
you: Lemme just get undressed first
stranger: We're already undressed
you: Everything off? Ill do the same if so
stranger: Of course
you: Then im completely naked myself man im hard
stranger: Do you know what we're gonna do to you?
You: No do i want to do?
You: Kno?
Stranger: Areyou ready for this?
you: Yeah
stranger: You don't sound into this
you: Lol i am you got me scared thinking it was the cybercoppers
you: If ur not them im totally in
stranger: Wtf of course not
stranger: We're totally in too
you: Then lets get started
stranger: I thought you were starting? We love dominate males
stranger: %)
you: Well since were already nude,...
You: I was thinkin you give a little description then ill give mine..
Stranger: One of us has blonde hair, the other brown...both have big tits, 34d, shaved
stranger: Your turn
you: Big guy, muscular, mma fighter, 7 inch(more girth) and strong ready to get the friction on!
Stranger: Sounds good
stranger: Mmm
stranger: Do you want to get spanked?
you: Ill spank you guys if u wish..
Stranger: Give us a description of what you want to do to us
stranger:
you: First mayb sum spanking(got nice asses?) then get on for a long time
you: Two @ once sounds good
stranger: You sure you can handle us?
stranger: We are a lot to handle
you: I can last long
stranger: How long?
Stranger:
you: Make me happy over an hour
stranger: Oooh sounds very good
stranger: We can blow you if you want
you: Ill like that alot
stranger: *bites your pubic hair*
you: Im shaven makes it look even bigger
stranger: Damn we'll just bite your penis
stranger: We're into kinky stuff
you: Same here, love it
stranger: Can you dress up as tarzan? And we'll dress as janes
you: I can manage to do so for you two
stranger: We like to listen to elton john when we get it on, is that ok?
You: Thats absoutly fine
stranger: Then maybe some phil collins?
You: That make it tarzan
you: Just promise me your tops will be on extra tight, and my shorts will be too ?
Stranger: I think that we manage to do that
stranger: But i think that being naked would just make everything a lot easier eh?
stranger:
stranger: We**'
you: Yeah i would
stranger: You arent giving us much to work with here love you need to
stranger: Give some moree
stranger:
you: Well you guys can suck my dic
stranger: Where are you right now?
You: My bedroom alone
stranger: We're in bed
you: How bought i come in there with the two of you ?
Stranger: Do you like girl on girl action?
you: Yes
stranger: So do we
you: What will you two do?
Stranger: How does having one of us suck your **** and the other
stranger: Will be fingering the me
stranger: *me*
you: I would like that
stranger: Will you kiss your breasts? We like that
stranger: And then we'll do yours
you: I would like to kiss em too
stranger: You want to know a little secret?
You: Sure..
Stranger: You suck at cybering, k bai
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