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"Hey cutie can i have a picture of you so i can show santa what i want for christmas"

ok post what you heard or used lol please stay on topic thanks

For the fat chicks: Hay, you want a f*ck and a pizza-- (they cant resist pizza)
For the midgets: I have something you can sit on that makes you taller
For the Blonds: Your breath stinks, but no worries, I have something in my pants that'll help you with that.
For the smokers: I have something that'll help whiten your teeth

The simply yet elegant "lets get outta here and f%&k"

used it right up till I met my wife delivered properly its a very good line.

did u fart cause u just blew me away?

apart from being sexy what do u do for a living?

are u religious, cause your the answer to my prayers.

Hey baby, you must be a sweater! you got me fealing warm all over!!!!!!

if sexy was a crime u would be guilty as charged

If I followed you home, would you keep me?

your a 9.999 but you would be a perfect ten if you were with me

I think theres something wrong with my eyes i cant keep them off you

Was your father a theif? Cause someone stole the stars and put them in your eyes

i would die happy now cause ive already seen a piece of heaven

i hope u no cpr cause u take my breath away

my love for u is like diarhhea i just cant hold it in

when God made you he was showing off

your like a lamp, you brightin my day

if i had a star for every time u brightend my day i would have a galaxy in my hand

all the ones i can remember. lol. hilarius.

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Never knew angels could fly so low!

If your heart was a stone and someone dropped it in the deepest ocean.
I would dive to the darkest depths just to say it belongs to me.

If you were a turd I would never shit you out.

hey baby why don't you pretend im a nintendo cartridge and blow me.

Guy: how would you like to be my assistant in a magic trick

Girl: ok

Guy: And for my next trick ladies and gentleman with the help of my lovely assistant I will make my penis disappear.