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Mines: "do you straighten your hair?"
answer: "no p*ss off"

please post what people most commonly ask you

mines: are you jesus (cos i used 2 have long hair)
answer: NO FFS P**S OFF YOU TWAT ITS COS I'M COOLER AND GOT BETTER STYLE THAN YOU SO GO SUCK UR F***Y FLAP!!!

q:is commando pro noob?
a:no its so hard to use

Question: Do you got any E?
Answer: whos asking?..

Question: Are you a Gangster?
Answer: What do you think?

Questioned by a Cop: Are you a Tweaker?
Answer: Do i look like a Tweaker?
Cop's Reply: Yes.
My Reply: haha why dose everyone think im a Tweaker?

Question: Did you have Sex with Dopey?
Answer: Who told you!?
There Reply: I saw the Video.
My Reply: ohh.. So do you wana be the "Star" in my next video with me and Dopey ?

Q. Are you serious?
A. No, I just fancied telling you a lie for the benefit of my health .

Hey Jim, how are you?
I'm good thanks.

Simple

im same as you dopey

Q. can i haz u shoe me teh glitch on ur uT00b ???
A. What glitch?