Post: A Gamers Key To Sucess
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04-10-2010, 12:45 PM
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Jamesyy
OG? No? ok.
Chat-Up-Lines
These are used for the ice breaker, for when you see a girl you like and start talking to her.
Because your a nerd you MUST use nerd chat-up-lines, so here are a few:
'You turn my floppydisc into a harddrive.'
'If I was an enzyme, I’d be helicase so I could unzip your genes.'
'You must be auxin, cause you are causing me to have rapid stem elongation.'
'You’re so cute you make my zygomaticus muscles contract.'
'Look, i can spell boobies on my calculator!' 5318008 (Look upside down)
'If I was an endoplasmic reticulum, how would you want me: smooth or rough?'
'I wish I was an Ion so I could form an exothermic bond with you.'
'If my right leg is the cell wall and my left the membrane, do you want to be the cytoplasm?'
'I think my heart just lagged.'
'I wish I were your second derivative so I could fill your concavities.'
'
id you just combust?? Because you’re HOT!''Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call FINE PRINT!'
'What do you say we go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply?'
'Baby, you’re a 9.999999999…but you’d be a 10 if you were with me.'
The list goes on, but if she doesn't like you by now either impress her with a magic trick or run away.
PS: DONT TELL HER YOUR MW2 STATS, GIRLS HATE WAR GAMES.
Ok, lets say that you have got her into bed by now, (IF YOU ARE UNDER THE AGE OF 16 YOU HAVE 3 OPTIONS.
1) Run away to Amsterdam the legal age of consent is 14 also you could buy a caravan with your pocket money and host gaming clubs. 2) Impress her with your chess skills. 3) Introduce her to your grand-parents, telling them that you want to marry her.)
Ok back to the business, you want pull out some of your finest wine, or ale. Show her through your DVD collections and special editions of starwars, startreck.
Once in bed getting ready for some action, DONT START DOING WARM UPS OR STRETCHES, you can impress/joke yourself by saying, 'Ok now i'm going to give you a move i call the tactical insertion...'hehehe...
Please add anymore ideas, it was just a cheap jokey page i came up with.
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