A Man United star ended up in agony when he tried to remove the hair from his nether regions.

He applied plenty of hair-removal cream which not only took off his short and curlies but a layer of skin as well.

The player found it difficult to get changed for a game the next day and had to see his doctor for the damage to be assessed.

Academy director Brian McClair revealed the embarrassing blunder in the club magazine: “The lad should clearly not be allowed into the bathroom without a chaperone. He must have been a bit bored as he decided to apply hair-removing cream... to his nether regions.

“The cream duly removed the hair but also burnt a layer of skin off!

“This made changing for the game next day a bit hard to explain.”

A club source said: “There’s now a big guessing game going on as to the identity of the player.”

Source

    https://www.mirrorfootball.co.uk/news/Manchester-United-star-left-in-agony-after-DIY-Brazilian-went-wrong-article424563.html

LMAO, I hate football but reading this made me laugh so hard. Has he not heard of a shaver?[/QUO

Nice thread, BUT YOU DON'T LIKE FOOTBALL? GTFO :p