Post: Intoxicated Times
05-15-2010, 10:33 PM #1
(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); So, as we all know here on NGU we all have lives outside of this website and for many it might be an ordinary, everyday life but for some it consists of booze and drug filled partys and nights out with our 'RL'/Real Life friends and partners in crime Cool Man (aka Tustin).



Below I have given prime examples of some known users on this site, including myself, with photographic proof of how we tear shit up Cool Man (aka Tustin). If any of you would like to add to these 'examples' then upload a photo of yourself, while 'intoxicated', to the NGU Photo Album and notify me and you will be added to this =D




First off we have none other than our very own AgentPigJon =D. Whether or not he is 'fuked up' in this photo is unknown to me but he looks pretty crazy...possibly from class A drugs, who knows :rolleyes:.


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Next up we have our dearly loved Chris2k7Sears, a highly skilled cyrup sipper who does not get drunk easily. Pity I could only find one photo of this man, would have loved more of his beautiful drunken self Cool Man (aka Tustin).


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I just had to include this geezer right here because he is looking fuking OUT OF IT Cool Man (aka Tustin) haha. Nice one with the shades Bacon-Head, you were probably asleep anyway :rolleyes:.


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We're going below the legal drinking age with this kiddo, but who gives a fuk?!..Because he sure as hell doesn't, he's sporting the Tonic Wine and in-case any of you don't know, that is the hardest shit to drink :puke:. You little stud Tyler1995 Cool Man (aka Tustin).


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Here we have our Admin, Gobble. He could be setting a good example for the youth on this site but this man is too busy out clubbing and passing around teh STD's Cool Man (aka Tustin) haha. We need more photos from you Gob, man, you look stoned in this one, I love it :p.

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JimErased has something interesting photos to show from nights out hes had in the past and these include ones of him clearly releasing his inner rapist on this young woman :p

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Who does your hair man?!...gotta get that shit done to mine, ill name it The Poon-Handler Cool Man (aka Tustin)

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I like the one on the right, but who's that sexy kunt to the left Cool Man (aka Tustin) :y:

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Last but, by far, not least :p, we have our main man Como. Loved by most, hated by nobody and feared by all Cool Man (aka Tustin) haha. He has the best photos because he's clearly seen rolling himself a nice fat spliff Cool Man (aka Tustin), cheers for that man, could do with one after typing all this fuking shit :p haha Cool Man (aka Tustin).


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This photo is hard to understand though, is he pulling that incredible face because:
1.He's absolutely high on life.
2.He's fuked up altogether.....OR
3.His buddy on the right just jambed his thumb as far up his hole as possible...You choose :p. I know which one I choose :rolleyes:.

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I would appreciate some more 'graphic' photos from members on the site and whenever they're posted I will update this thread with them and some funny comments to add on them like the ones above =D. But, in the mean time here are some videos showing just how great night outs can be and end :p hahaha. Please take the time to watch these as this thread took me a long ass time to do :whistle:...


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Hope you all enjoyed these pictures and videos and continue to add to the enjoyment this thread may bring in the future with the help of the NGU users. So get drinking and get photos taken by your friends or family. It's all in the name of looking back and laughing at how much of an ass you made of yourself that one particular night you had one Jega too much or did a beer bong or got MOLESTED at beer pong, either way the results are pretty amusing to many of us


Please take a second to Thank and rep this shit if it made you laugh and if you appreciate the effort I put into it...I suck at making threads haha!
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09-18-2010, 06:38 AM #101
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lenco12
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Originally posted by x View Post
Tyler1995 is a brave boy drinking ye'old buckfast at 15


You should see my post titled "You're Favourite alcoholic beverage" or something like that, i was pretty wasted.
09-21-2010, 10:10 PM #102
Shepleklet
u mad cuz ur ***git
Originally posted by Tyler1995 View Post
After a bottle of MD20/20 apparently was trying to punch everyone and bust my friends face open with the bottle by accident cause the glass hit him when I smashed it :$ Never going near that shit again!


You, good sir, can haz many internets for that. :y:
09-21-2010, 10:12 PM #103
Originally posted by Shepleklet View Post
You, good sir, can haz many internets for that. :y:


:carling::carling::carling:
09-21-2010, 10:41 PM #104
Shepleklet
u mad cuz ur ***git
Originally posted by Como View Post
This first one is from a session down in Bristol. Things got very messy that night. One of my mates tried to rob a guys BMW M3 when he pulled up at the lights, we got chased by about 25 Chav's and i got collared walking the hotel hallways half naked at 6am in the morning looking for my room!! Gutted.

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Como, you have just made my ****ING DAY. Bristol > ALL for getting ****ed and carjacking.

I do it all the time :rolleyes:

Seriously though, I <3 this shit. Especially in Bristol!

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This one was in a park and I was going to GREEEEEN the **** out. (Horribly stoned :p)

So my mates decided it would be funny to shove a sandwich down my throat to see if I would be sick if I couldn't breathe. :y:

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This one is proof why you should NEVER try to get wasted purely off of Bailey's Irish Cream. I lost almost a stone in weight from puke this night, I SHIT YOU NOT.
All the shit you see all over the door and all over the carpet on the inside/outside is straight from the lungs of good old Shepleklet :p

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Me on the very FAR right, with my bottle of Bailey's Irish Cream, which I am now famous for failing at life with :p This was taken just when I was looking happy, because I didn't know the pain that was to come :p

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Again, me on the very far right, on the eve of the first 18th party I ever went to Smile I'm still 17, unfortunately :( They took the photo just after coming back from a MASSIVE shit, I was stoned at the time. I prefer weed to alcohol, but alcohol still = :y:

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09-22-2010, 03:16 PM #105
Spaz-
i HaZ mY ☆GET ME ANOTHA 1
Originally posted by x View Post
Tyler1995 is a brave boy drinking ye'old buckfast at 15


bucky? at 15? im 14, and its the shit Cool Man (aka Tustin)
09-22-2010, 04:21 PM #106
Originally posted by Spaz
bucky? at 15? im 14, and its the shit Cool Man (aka Tustin)


you have no fear.
09-22-2010, 04:34 PM #107
Spaz-
i HaZ mY ☆GET ME ANOTHA 1
Originally posted by x View Post
you have no fear.


lol, i do have fear, but bucky is not great, but its ok, and you get mwi Smile
09-23-2010, 03:18 AM #108
NGUWhitey
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god damn i was sooooo ****in hammered that night didnt end to well either
09-24-2010, 11:42 PM #109
DaRKnEzZ-
Formerly Known as xFlex0-
I figured i'd share a couple :p

I'm the one in the purple, and as you might be able to guess i'm pretty hammered
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Another from the same night
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And here's one from where i passed out Happy
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