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He does the roundhouse kick wow, any Asian can do that.

Why?, is he the only white man that can do it . I think not

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Wrong section ?

He's only alive because Chuck Norris allows him to be. You better hope Chuck don't see this thread. He will call you up and beat you down over the phone, you've been warned.

you do relize chuck norris is god right? an example of his godness: if u have $5 and chuck norris has $5, chuck norris has more money......hes gonna kill u when he sees ur thread
plus, wrong section

your section and chuck norris is a respected by the gods thats why

Well aZlan,i really think that Chuck Norris is the only white man alive on being capable of doing all these amazing things....:y:

And the only black man i know who is capable of doing these things,is Mr.T.

Just watch this:Starting of with Mr.T random facts,and ending with some Chuckies..

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Every time a church bell rings, Mr. T pities a fool.

Mr. T doesn’t pity anyone who likes the Black Eyed Peas. He just kills them.

Mr. T speaks only when necessary. His main form of communication is folding his arms and slowly shaking his head. And regardless of the situation, he is always understood.
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Mr. T pities fools because even fools deserves their daily dose of vitamin T.

Mr. T and Chuck Norris once encountered each other on a lonesome British path. Before the inevitable battle could begin, the earth shit itself and created Scotland.

Mr.T once punched Chuck Norris at the exact moment he roundhouse kicked Mr.T in the chest. the result was the 80’s.

23. That’s the number of people Mr. T has pitied in the time it has taken you to read this sentence.
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On the A-team, Face , Haniabal, and Murdoch were all masters of disguise. Mr T didn’t have to wear a disguise. The bad guys didn’t recognize him out of fear.

Mr. T. does not break wind. He destroys it.

Mr. T invented fools. Realizing the magnitude of his folly, he then created Pity.

Despite popular belief, Mr. T in fact ended the civil rights movement by getting on a bus….all caucasian people moved to the back.

Mr. T is allergic to doorknobs. That’s why he can only kick through doors.
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Mr. T’s pity for fools is used by mathematicians as a demonstration of the concept of infinity.

Mr. T once shook hands with Chuck Norris, or so it appeared, in actuality, their combined power caused an earthquake, which gave their hands a look of shaking to any onlookers, who were probably too scared to accurately testify anyway.

There are only four horsemen of the apocalypse, because Mr. T is going to walk.
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Mr. T’s edition of the VH1 show ‘Where Are They Now’ was the shortest in the show’s history. It was 10 seconds long, and consisted of a black screen with the words “Right Behind You” written on it.

Mr. T coined the phrase, “I see dead people,” after the waiting staff at Denny’s forgot his birthday.

Behind every great man, there is a great woman. Behind that woman is Mr. T.

Mr. T is not black. It’s just that the sun is to afraid to shine on him.

Yoda had two sons. To one he taught pity, to the other he gave the gift of the beard.
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Mr. T once bit off more than he could chew. He ate it anyway.

Mr. T once pitied the sun. An ice age followed.

The last time Mr. T went to McDonald’s, Ronald McDonald greeted him. What occured next proved to be the most violent beating of a clown ever recorded in human history.

Mr. T puts the laughter in manslaughter.
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Mr. T was fired from the Psychic Friends Network for always predicting pain.

Despite popular belief, if there is a fool in the woods, and nobody is around to hear his jibba jabba, Mr. T is still able to pity him.

It took five women 2 years to give birth to Mr. T.
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All of the gold in Fort Knox is fake. The U.S.’s actual treasury is chains worn by Mr. T around his neck.

Mr. T made his van go twice the speed of light because he wanted to prove that quantum physics was a bunch of jibba jabba.

Why does Mr. T pity himself? He’ll never get to have sex with Mr. T.
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Chuck Norris once challenged Vin Diesel to an arm wrestling match. Mr. T won.

Mr. T’s mother did not break water, she broke molten gold which, upon being born, Mr. T formed into his first gold chain.
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Mr. T once owned a beauty parlor called “I Pretty the Fool”. No matter what anyone asked for, they always receieved mohawks and a heavy dose of pity.

Mr. T never actually learned to drive, roads simply move to be where he is. A road once failed to move prompting Mr. T to pity it until it became the Grand Canyon.

The wrath of God is outmatched only by the pity of Mr. T.
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There was a time when Mr. T didn’t pity fools. That time was called never.

Mr. T is on the Dow Jones stock index. Better known as “Gold”. Today he was up 3 points.

Mr. T pities the fools who don’t eat his cereal, as it is the only known source of Vitamin T.
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Mr. T cannot be killed by conventional means. The only known method to destroy him is prolonged exposure to jibba-jabba.

Mr. T once won the Olympics. All of them.

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And here are 10 random known facts why Chuck Norris is just amazing!!!!!

01 Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

02 Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

03 Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.

04 If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.

05 Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.


06 When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

07 Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck Norris met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.


08 Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.


09 They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.

10 A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.


No more words needed here...

Them Mr. T jokes had me crying. I imagine the person who made this thread has already been killed by Chuck Norris. It was probably a roundhouse to the back of the head while the kid sat at his computer thinking he just dissed Chuck and will be breathing by morning........wrong, so wrong he was.

Moved to General discussion.

Seriously if chuck Norris sees this, you are a dead man.

He already did...

But don't forget: Chuck Norris also has the power to bring life:

"Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way."

And i got in his way..

But here i am again,made from scrap body parts...

Would you believe i'm typing with someone elses bloody nose right now??





Now Mr.T is coming for you....Watch your back sucka!!!

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Imma comin' for you Mike!!!!


How i don't wanna stand in your shoes right now Mike....:D