Post: There was a kid
12-15-2008, 11:09 PM #1
(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); There once was a boy who was at school playing in the sandbox , making a castle. The school bully walked over to him , and kicked over his sandcastle.

The boy got angry and said to the bully "Your a fag!" The bully punched the boy in the face , a teacher noticed and brought them both to the princeables office. The princeable asked the boy : "What did you do? What happened?"

The boy responded "I called him a fag because he knocked over my sandcastle."

Upon hearing this the princeable was very upset. "I don't think we have room for a student like you in this school , young man."

The boy went home. When he got home , his mother confronted the boy. "I heard you got in trouble at school. What happened?" The boy responded "I called this kid a fag because he knocked over my sandcastle , so the princeable expelled me from the school."

The mother was very upset. "Go to your room , and wait for your father to get home." So the boy waited for his father.

When the boys father got home , he went into the boys room and asked "I heard you got in trouble at school. What happened."

"I called this kid a fag because he knocked over my sandcastle , so the princeable expelled me from school , mom told me to wait in my room for you."

The father was very upset. "Sorry son , I don't think we have room in this family for a person like you."

So the father made the boy leave the house. The boy wandered the streets for hours , and it was starting to get late. A police car pulled up next to the boy and asked "Why are you outside so late son?"

The boy looked at the police officer and said "I called this kid at school a fag because he knocked over my sandcastle , so the princeable expelled me from school. When I got home my mom told me to wait for my dad to get home. When my dad got home he kicked me out of the house."

The police officer was very upset. "Your gonna have to come with me downtown." So the boy went with the police officer to court. When he got to court the judge asked him. "Can you tell me why your here?"

The boy looked at the judge and said "I called this kid a fag because he knocked over my sandcastle , so the princeable expelled me from school. When I got home my mom told me to wait for my dad to get home. When my dad got home he kicked me out of the house. Then the police officer found me wandering around the streets and I was brought here."

The Judge was very upset. "Your gonna have to do some time in prison , son."

When the boy got to prison , the secruity guard asked the boy why he was there. "Why are you here kid?" he asked.

The boy looked at the secruity guard and replied "I called this kid a fag because he knocked over my sandcastle. When I got home my mom told me to wait for my dad to get home. When my dad got home he kicked me out of the house. When he kicked me out of the house I wondered the streets for a while. The police officer brought me to the judge. The judge sent me here."

The security guard was very upset. "How could you do a thing like that. Theres only one place for you.

The security guard brought the boy to the outskirts of town.

The boy found a small town after wandering around for a few hours. He met a man.

"Why are you here son?"

The boy looked at the man and said "I called this kid a fag because he knocked over my sandcastle. When I got home my mom told me to wait for my dad to get home. When my dad got home he kicked me out of the house. When he kicked me out of the house I wandered the streets for a while. Then a police officer found me , he brought me to a judge. When I told the judge what happened , he sent me to jail. When I told the security guard what happened , he brought me here."

The man was appauled. "Thats terrible son! Tell you what , heres $10. Go get yourself something to eat from the store across the road."

When the boy was crossing the road he got hit by a car.

The boy died.

The lesson of this story is to look both ways before crossing the street.
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12-15-2008, 11:55 PM #2
RICHIE209
March 6, 2011.
lmao good story
12-16-2008, 12:11 AM #3
lmao that's funny :0
12-16-2008, 12:58 AM #4
NGUWhitey
NGU's OG
Why the hell did you take time to right that story for only 1 meaning that we should all know lol.

-Whitey
12-16-2008, 01:21 AM #5
LMFAO, i heard the same story from my friend but it was the purple turtle, anyway the purple turtle was the a young boy had to make a story and it was the purple turtle and he got expelled and grounded and beaten by his dad and then hit by a car, very nice
12-16-2008, 01:30 AM #6
joeay
Pokemon Trainer
hahaha that was worth reading ¬¬
12-16-2008, 10:28 PM #7
Originally posted by CrazedBlade View Post
o.... kay?


do you not have a sence of humor?
12-16-2008, 10:48 PM #8
Cragith
< ^ > < ^ >
lol i laughed
12-18-2008, 10:50 PM #9
epic-fail
Vault dweller
hahaha lolz

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