LAST NIGHT WAS THE WORST NIGHT!!!!!
I was @ Heanlinerz (the bar that the guys from Jersey Shore always talk about in the first season, EVENTHOUGH WE made that bar famous not them). I get a call from my boy at like 12:20am talking about how he wants to smoke a blunt and he is with 4 girls from the Real World: New Orleans and a guy. So I was like cool meet us at Headlinerz. So he gets there and I see 3 hot girls and 1 fat one and some tall black kid. SO I thought that 1 of the girls was from Real World: New Orleans so I was like which 1 of you sexy grils was on the Real World I haven't watched that show in over 6 years. So once I was done the black kid screams out in the GAYESt voice I am from the Real World. Then he proceeded to go on and on about how the show is real and how he is openly gay and all this other stuff that I do not care about. He automatically knew that I had a problem with him by the way I was acting towards him. He kept on talking about how he liked my style and how I must work out a lot. Once I heard that I was pissed and I went off on this dude. I will not say what I said because they would ban me for my language. The gay guy, Preston, got offended and then threw a drink on me. Before I could react my boy who brought the girls and Preston with him started beating the shit out of him. Steve and Brian, the heads of security, came over to the bouncers that grabbed us all and brought us all outside. Me and my boy Young are regulars there so we know both Steve and Brian. Once they saw it was us they told the guys to not even bother calling the cops. So Preston obviously knew what was going on and went on and on about how he is going to sue me and Young for a hate crime. I was like I am black and you are black what hate crime you talking about. Then he was going on and on about gay rights and how it was not fair what the people at Heanlinerz were doing to him. Then they kicked him out of the club and that was the end of that. So I got hit on by a gay "famous person" as he called himself, got a drink thrown @ me in front of like 25 of my friends, and Preston is talkign about how he is going to sue us. The girls we met last night apparently know him and the one I gave my # to called me this morning telling me how Preston is going to try to sue us and Headlinerz.
It seems MTV stars love comming to New Jersey. Last year I ran into The Situation and Pauly D at this bar called Bar A. (FOR THE RECORD ths Situation is NOTHING like he is on the show! Pauly D smokes weed and is chill as hell, and The Situation was all shy a timid not acting like what you saw on TV, maybe because of all the black people lol IDK. But one thing he does do is pull MAD females and he is funny as hell!) I saw Snookie @ Bamboo in Seaside. And now the gay kid Preston from the Real World. MTV needs to give me a spot on some MTV show, I keep running into their "stars".
Originally posted by jedt
Sweet Lord, how much bollix can this guy talk?
Hey Big-gwap, let me guess your high school friends name is, jDIGGA or GReenSmokA...lol
And please tell us all the true identity of messers jDigga and Greensmok...please Big-gwap share your secret.
Neither my friend's name was Dave Sikora, but I see you are back on my swipe again
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Originally posted by disturbed4life
my mother died in a car accident....... that what hurt me the most.
I know how it feels to lose your mother man. I feel your pain and I am sorry to hear that. My mother passed away 5 years ago and you never really fully get over it because everything that reminds you of her sparks an emotion. You will get through this man and I know you do not know me but I can relate to what you are feeling right now.