(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); Some modern day adaptations of Nursery Rhymes a lot of us grew up with. These were thought of be me. I know they aren't the best...but they amused me and +rep would be appreciated.

Jack and Jill Original:

Jack and Jill went up the hill
To fetch a pail of water.
Jack fell down and broke his crown
And Jill came tumbling after.

Modern:
My version
Jack and Jill were popping pills,
while listening to their walkman.
Jack tripped out and broke his crown,
Jill followed shortly after.

Jeff's Version
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some Marijuana
Jack got high pulled down his fly and asked Jill "DO YOU WANNA"
Jill said yes pulled up her dress, then they had some fun
Stupid Jill forgot her pill,
and now they have a son!

Incy Wincy Spider Original:

Incy Wincy spider climbing up the spout
Down came the rain and washed the spider out
Out came the sun and dried up all the rain
Now Incy Wincy spider went up the spout again!

Modern:

Incy wincy spider was taking crack cocaine,
He got too high and fell down the drain.
The police picked him up and took him to the station,
Now Incy Wincy Spider is stuck on probation.

WILL be adding more!!!

Tell me which ones you want me to do next

If you wish to submit your own, i will add it