These are some questions that will make you think:
Silly
Why is there an entry for the word 'dictionary' in a dictionary?
How does glue not stick to the inside of the bottle?
Does fuzzy logic tickle?
What do you plant to grow a seedless watermelon?
Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected become the expected?
How can the words 'overlook' and 'oversee' mean the opposite?
How do you tell when you are out of invisible ink?
If the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?
If yesterday were today, then wouldn't today be yesterday?
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Funny
Can you cry under water?
Isn't the best way to save face to keep the lower part shut?
Money does not grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
What came first, the hen or the egg?
If God dropped acid, would he see people?
Why do feet smell and noses run?
What would a chair look like if your knees bent the other way?
Babies wake up almost every two hours or so, then why say, "sleep like a baby"?
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Dumb
After they make Styrofoam, what do they ship it in?
Are part-time band leaders semi-conductors?
Are female moths called myths?
Are you telling the truth if you lie in bed?
Can a stupid person be a smart-ass?
Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers?
Since there is a speed of light and a speed of sound, is there a speed of smell?
What do batteries run on?
What do sheep count when they can't get to sleep?
What do you call a male ladybug?
What do you call a bedroom with no bed in it?
What do they call coffee breaks at the Lipton Tea Company?
What if someone died in the living room?
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