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07-22-2010, 08:45 AM
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Funny Newspaper Headlines
1. Sex Education Delayed, Teachers Request Training
2. Iraqi Head Seeks Arms
3. Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge
4. Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
5. Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted
6. Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case
7. Survivor of Siamese Twins Joins Parents
8. Farmer Bill Dies in House
9. New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
10. Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?
11. Stud Tires Out
12. Prostitutes Appeal to Pope
13. Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
14. Soviet Virgin Lands Short of Goal Again
15. Enraged Cow Injures Farmer with Ax
16. Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
17. Miners Refuse to Work after Death
18. Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
19. Two Soviet Ships Collide, One Dies
20. If Strike isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last a While
21. Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
22. Enfields Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
23. Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge
24. Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
25. Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
26. New Vaccine May Contain Rabies
27. Man Minus Ear Waives Hearing
28. Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
29. Some Pieces of Rock Hudson Sold at Auction
30. Include your Children when Baking Cookies
31. War Dims Hope for Peace
32. British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands
33. Eye Drops off Shelf
34. Teacher Strikes Idle Kids
35. Clinton Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead
36. Squad Helps Dog Bite Victim
37. Shot Off Woman's Leg Helps Nicklaus to 66
38. Stolen Painting Found by Tree
39. Two Sisters Reunited after 18 Years in Checkout Counter
40. Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10 Years
41. Drunken Drivers Paid $1000 in 84
42. Steals Clock, Faces Time
43. Old School Pillars are Replaced by Alumni
44. Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
45. Arson Suspect is Held in Massachusetts Fire
46. British Union Finds Dwarfs in Short Supply
47. Ban On Soliciting Dead in Trotwood
48. Lansing Residents Can Drop Off Trees
49. Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
50. Deaf College Opens Doors to Hearing
51. Air Head Fired
52. Lung Cancer in Women Mushrooms
53. Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy
54. Bank Drive-in Window Blocked by Board
55. Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told
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07-22-2010, 07:40 PM
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