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1. Open up notepad

2. Copy the text below and paste it into notepad

Dim userInput
userInput = InputBox("Write a message for me to say")
Set Sapi = Wscript.CreateObject("SAPI.SpVoice")
Sapi.speak userInput

3. Be sure to save it as .VBS

4. Now open it and you will see an place to write

5. Write it what ever you want you computer to say and press okay

6. Your computer will say what you typed in

Nice one

You could do this instead:

Go to the "Control Panel"
"Switch to Classic view" if you are not already
Go to "Speech"
Click on the second tab above which says "Text to Speech"
Choose the voice you would like
Type in what you would like the Computer/Bot say
If you would like you could adjust the speed of the voice =D
Click on "Preview Voice"
And you're done

Enjoy

Dude I used to make Visual Basic 6 Trainer's there where great moments you had to add many variables and cool stuff I even made my own browser :3

I'll try this in a while but at the moment I'm on my sisters apple mac, feels bad man.