(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); ok so this family was in court today (family court) fighting over custody of their 12 year old son. the judge puts the boy up on the stand.
he asks the boy. "son do you want to live with your mother?" the boy looks up and back down and mumbles no cause she beats me. judge says what i couldnt hear you clearly. boy looks back up and says sir i dont. and why not son asks the judge. cause she beats me sir. judges gives the mother a cold stare. well then you would like to live with your father i take it. boy says no he also beats me.well who do you want to live with? boy looks up at the judge and says sir can i stay with the Calgary Flames cause they dont beat anybody. bah hahahahahahhaaaaaa

...but they won 40 games last year....

this went way over ur head