Post: Post a Joke and Make People @ NGU laugh!
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08-07-2010, 05:40 PM
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MrJC
League Champion
here's my joke: Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?". The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?"
08-07-2010, 05:45 PM
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08-07-2010, 06:05 PM
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exTacy Angel
Auto 4 Theft?
08-07-2010, 07:38 PM
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aZlan
Never come on here anymore
"there is this blonde who is driving her car by a field. She thinks to herself why everyone calls us stupid? While she is driving, she sees another blonde who is in the field and is on a boat trying to row on the grass field. Then the blonde who is driving stops and says this is why we get called stupid blondes. She then says if i could get to you I would slap you. So she starts to swim in a grass field"
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