Post: Disturbing Truths About Pokemon
08-24-2010, 10:28 PM #1
x420XP
Utter Perfectionist
(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); Pokemon may get a lot of flak for having an audience mainly centered around children. But for many of us who are old enough, we sometimes notice things that are a little disturbing. For instance...




Hypno kidnaps children into the woods using hypnosis where he will continually feed on their dreams for nourishment. He is obviously a Pedo :pedo:

Anyone who looks inside a Shedinja will have their soul taken out.

Cubone wears the skull of its mother who died during childbirth.

Skitty's and Diglett can mate with Wailord *shudders*

There are FEMALE Mr. Mimes. :confused:

Spiritomb's many connections with the number 108 (Pokedex number, weight, defense, special defense) are significant in that that is the number of tempations a person must overcome to reach Nirvana in Buddhism. Spiritomb was trapped in stone because he couldn't resist them.

Girafarig's tail has a brain and can process thought.

Koffing and Weezing are based upon naval mines.

Mawile is based on Japanese folklore involving a woman who would deceive men into believing she was starving, only to eat all their food with a mouth behind her head. :wtf:

There was once a boy who woke up one day as a Kadabra.

Where does Machoke get those speedos, and why does he need them? Also...there are female Machoke's... :confused: The males must be on Steriods too because there's nothing bulging out of those speedos either...
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08-24-2010, 10:30 PM #2
Dwight
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FACT.

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08-24-2010, 10:33 PM #3
i Ozzy i
At least I can fight
Originally posted by X View Post
Pokemon may get a lot of flak for having an audience mainly centered around children. But for many of us who are old enough, we sometimes notice things that are a little disturbing. For instance...




Hypno kidnaps children into the woods using hypnosis where he will continually feed on their dreams for nourishment. He is obviously a Pedo :pedo:

Anyone who looks inside a Shedinja will have their soul taken out.

Cubone wears the skull of its mother who died during childbirth.

Skitty's and Diglett can mate with Wailord *shudders*

There are FEMALE Mr. Mimes. :confused:

Spiritomb's many connections with the number 108 (Pokedex number, weight, defense, special defense) are significant in that that is the number of tempations a person must overcome to reach Nirvana in Buddhism. Spiritomb was trapped in stone because he couldn't resist them.

Girafarig's tail has a brain and can process thought.

Koffing and Weezing are based upon naval mines.

Mawile is based on Japanese folklore involving a woman who would deceive men into believing she was starving, only to eat all their food with a mouth behind her head. :wtf:

There was once a boy who woke up one day as a Kadabra.

Where does Machoke get those speedos, and why does he need them? Also...there are female Machoke's... :confused: The males must be on Steriods too because there's nothing bulging out of those speedos either...


also why do team rocket like stealing pokemon they must be rapists!!!
08-24-2010, 10:35 PM #4
x420XP
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Originally posted by Ozzy
also why do team rocket like stealing pokemon they must be rapists!!!


I know, locking them up in cages :( I wonder what Meowth gets up to when he's alone with them Winky Winky Winky Winky
They must really like Pikachu too, sending volts of electricity into their ass I guess :mudkip:

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i Ozzy i
08-24-2010, 10:40 PM #5
+tA.Daisho
Crumpets and tea?
Hmm. I never thought of it that way before. Most likely because I'm normal and I'm into normal things. Unlike you who obviously fantasisies about having sex with Pokemon which is a kids TV show.
08-24-2010, 10:43 PM #6
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn.

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