1.A Rapist
2.A Hooker
3.Janitor at porno theatre
4.Animal Masturbator
5.Sewers Cleaner
6.Portable Toilet Cleaner
7.Roadkill Remover
8.Mcdonalds
After I couldn't get any of those jobs, I had to get a job, so I became a lawyer/doctor/astronaut.

I could never achieve my dreams.