Post: Greatest Ways to Get Fired
09-20-2010, 04:20 AM #1
Saint Jimmy
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What're the best/most creative/funniest ways to get fired from work?

Here are some examples:

1) Call your boss at two in the morning asking for a raise.
2) Deem Tuesdays at "Don't go to Work" days.
3) Turn your cubicle into the unofficial company coffee shop.

Those are pretty weak ones, hope you can do better =D
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maddenqueen1234
09-20-2010, 05:51 AM #2
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Originally posted by Tuxedo View Post
Simple Game, (If you'd even call it a game!)

What're the best/most creative/funniest ways to get fired from work?

Here are some examples:

1) Call your boss at two in the morning asking for a raise.
2) Deem Tuesdays at "Don't go to Work" days.
3) Turn your cubicle into the unofficial company coffee shop.

Those are pretty weak ones, hope you can do better =D


Lmao on the first one...My 3

1) If he's in your office say "**** you troll GTFO my office"
2) Tell him "I'll give you a Blowjob if I get a raise"
3) When he calls you on your phone, the conversation should be like this
*Boss calls you*
*Pick it up*
*You stay silent*
Boss: Hello?
You: (sarcastic)No goodbye
*You hang up*

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maddenqueen1234
09-20-2010, 05:55 AM #3
Lol umm
Prank call him, You Have Ordered 300 Large Pizzas, Then tell him the flavours

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maddenqueen1234
09-20-2010, 12:24 PM #4
Epic ways to get fired guys. Here's mine:

Boss: Why haven't you gotten anything accomplished all week?? *Notices your hand in your pants*. Have you been wanging all week??

You: Nope. *Meanwhile you are ejaculating*

Boss: You're fired!!
09-20-2010, 02:34 PM #5
+tA.Daisho
Crumpets and tea?
I've only been fired once from a job I didn't even like in the first place.
How I got fired on completely uncalled for terms. Playing online poker.
09-20-2010, 04:57 PM #6
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Me: Hey can I talk to you real quick about something?
Boss: Sure. What is it?
Me: Oprah
Boss: What?
Me: Oprah Winfrey
Boss: YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRR FIRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDD!!
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09-22-2010, 01:47 PM #7
wow aha ive never got fired imma have my friend do one of these.
09-26-2010, 03:54 PM #8
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play the game and there my answers.

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10-01-2010, 05:02 AM #9
Give your boss a sex tape of you ****ing his wife.
10-01-2010, 04:55 PM #10
Mr.Kane
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Bring in a webcam and strip to your friends wife on msn

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