(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); Little Johnnies neighbor had a baby. Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears. When mother and new baby came home from hospital, Johnnies family was invited over to see the baby. Before they left the house,Johnnies dad had a talk with him and explained that the baby had no ears. His dad also told him that if he so much as mentioned anything about the baby's missing ears or even said ears, he would get the beating of his life when they get back home. Johnnie told his dad that he understood completely.When Johnnie looked in the crib he said, What a beautiful baby. The mother said, Why thank you Johnnie. Johnnie said, He has beautiful little feet and beautiful little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can he see asked Johnnie. Yes the mother replied he has 20/20 vision. Johnnie said thats good because he'd be fu<ked if he needed glasses.

poor baby-lol

Hilarious LOL!

thats good funny as hell

Gota be joke of the day!

^ I agree! ^

haha lool good one

i had to read it twice.

haha

And yea it's funny, it's kind of mean