"Ive got a hard-drive, your man got a floppy disk. The only time you have safe sex and be felt, is if you jacked off in a car wearing a seat-belt"
It's the first one that came to my mind :carling:
mine would be "ten percent luck, twenty percent skill
Fifteen percent concentrated power of will
Five percent pleasure, fifty percent pain
And a hundred percent reason to remember the name" from Remember the name by fort minor o
-nic