Post: The 10 Most Brutal Facebook Ownings
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10-15-2010, 01:43 PM
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10 - Balls of Steel
You have to have balls of steel to cap a guy on Facebook after banging his girlfriend. You can just see the steam shooting out of Mark’s ears at this.
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9 - Revoke Her PETA Membership
This girl set herself up so hard with this it's not even funny.
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8 - Work and Facebook
Work and Facebook: they aren’t friends. In fact, adding any authority figure is going to eventually bite you in the ass. Lesson 2: never piss off a gay boss.
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7 - Awesome Analogy
Complaining about the inequality of the sexes is basically guaranteed to get you owned. This guy uses an absolutely awesome analogy to do it.
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6 - Teachers
If you want to talk sh*t about a teacher, pass a Goddamned note or something then at least if the recipient gets caught, he can swallow it. Hope that test worked out for you.
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5 - Parents and Cops
Extra negative points if your dad happens to be a cop.
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4 - Self-Ownage
And then there’s the example where somebody just owns themselves. Bro, get the message: it’s only getting worse from here.
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3 - Layers
This one has several layers: first the girl gets owned for driving a Volvo, then she gets owned by her parents, and then she gets owned by Darius. Impressive performance from everybody concerned.
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2 - Awesome Setup
Some of these really make you feel bad for the poor schmucks. But not that bad.
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1 - Nothing Is What It Seems
One of the most titanic Facebook ownages of all time – poor dumb Bill thinks he’s being all smart trying to sneak around on his girlfriend, only to get smoked so hard he’s probably still in the hospital. Let this be a lesson to you: nothing on Facebook is what it seems. Didn’t we learn anything from all those fat chicks on Myspace?
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