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Now I know that the majority of users of this site are underage to drink and shouldn't be using drugs, but i'm not stupid i was also young once. So I wanted to create this thread to help all of you because it is getting close to some party time holidays such as Halloween, Christmas, and New Years. A long time ago i received this same type of "training" when i was in highschool and figured everyone on this site should also receive this introduction to partying and what not.

if you don't drink or do drugs, good for you, thats one less drunk driver or heroin psychotic we have to worry about in the future. but to the point i'm trying to make:

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Party

It's usually a fun get together with many friends and people you don't know. Eventually at a certain age it won't be a sober party, but a party that involves alcohol and many other drugs. There's many rules that you should follow when going to these types of get togethers, to help yourself and/or others.

Rules

Either make your own list or follow my set of rules.

1. make a list of drugs/alcoholic beverages you will and will not do, hence heroin on the list of don't do and alcohol on the do list.

2. Always remember when to stop doing whatever drug/Alcohol your doing(there's always a line to draw here because you don't want to end up covered in permanent marker or raped in the ass)

3. Tell your friends to look after you( You don't want to end up like that girl that was gangraped if your a girl, do you?) Also know to pick someone that you can really trust to look after you, don't expect that just some random joe will look after you.

4. If your getting a bad vibe, like something horrible is about to happen, split, bail, or just plain old get the hell out of there is the best idea.

5. if someone says Cops, Police, your best bet is to get the F**K outta dodge.

6. DON'T TRUST ANYONE, any girl can slip something in your drink, stick something inside your pen15 and rape you, thats what they told us all in the military. This same rule applies if you are of age and a girl may seem to be underage(go forbid any one get effed with a statutory rape charge)

7.If at a bar, use only the cash that you have alloted for the night out, do not start a tab on a credit or debit card, before you know it your drunk as hell and buying everyone drinks and your tab has become 500 dollars or more.

8. CONDOMS- practice safe sex whether your a guy or a girl, you don't want to be a mommy or daddy at the age of 15 it'll suck and you especially don't want aids or any other STD because you will absolutely hate life(not that i know from experience but yeah). Alot of places will give out free condoms for use, make use of these places getting as many as possible.

9.Always watch your drink, if you let it out of your sight or leave it at the bar while you go hit up the bathroom get a new drink. Anyone can slip something in any drink, be it bottles, cans, or glasses and whatever it is will most likely dissolve quicker than you think. You defiantly don't want to wake up in bath tub full of ice missing your kidneys or liver.


Drugs

DON'T DO DRUGS.

But, if you insist at least do your research on the drug you want to try out, i'm not condoning them or declining but don't think you know everything like every teenager does and go overdose. for a good site for drug knowledge (google erowid).


Explosives
Fireworks, fire, guns, and explosives do not mix well with alcohol or drugs.Want to lose your hands? or blow your head off? most likely not, so don't think your invincible and blow stuff up or go shoot your guns in the air.


Stories
the number one story i was told when i was in junior high was a hypothermia story. There was this kid that went partying, got drunk as hell and when you drunk you always feel warm(this story takes place in the winter). Well he left the party at a reasonable hour but ended up falling down because he was so drunk and passed out, that night it got so cold that he got hypothermia and died.

they warned us of this and told us if we were going to go out partying and whatnot to always have a friend with you at all times, some for yourself to look after and to also look after you in turn. If i didn't have someone to look after me while i was going through high school i probably would have never made it through it alive with everything that i did.


Good times/ Bad times

There will be good party times and bad party times, some parties you will regret, some you will remember until the end of time, but either way do what you can while your young, because you might regret on missing out later on also.


this thread is meant to help, not to offend or encourage anything. I'm not stupid even if your underage I know that you have contemplated joining the "in" crowd and going to a party, drinking and/or doing drugs. Just please don't go and die on us here at NGU you will be missed by many most likely, be smart don't be a retard.

love always- Seth

P.S. if anyone wants to add some useful help i will add it to the thread just for you

Originally posted by battman411

I would like to add just a couple of things from my experience in the bar business. (21 yrs)
There are a few things to know if you plan on going out and getting your drink on.

1) Alcohol is a "vaso-dialator" It opens the blood vessels which give you a false sense of being warm, when actually you are losing body heat. Thats is why many people appear to have red ears and or their face gets red. Its because the blood vessels are so close to the surface of the skin.

2) If you feel the effects of alcohol on you and want to slow them,
you should eat fatty high protein food. Things that are deep fried as well as red meat. If you each starchy food such as pasta or potatoes it will actually speed up the effects in some cases.

3) I know many of you will disagree with this but the avg male at 200 pounds can consume only 2 drinks(1.5 oz of alcohol) per hour and stay in the "safe zone" of blood alcohol content. If you disagree it is only because your body has learned to react to alcohols effects, and compensate from a balance perspective, it is impossible to evade them. Anyway, I could go on and on.

Originally posted by FallenDestroyer

great thread but you missed one very important detail BEER GOGGLES you may not think it will happen to you but you can never be to sure!

ways to avoid the dreaded BEER GOGGLES
1. avoid the hippo's and moose's your pride could depend on it!
2. if you meet a girl/guy you like spend time with them and get to know them cause you never know :p
(but dont follow them thats a bit stalkerish and thats not what you want)
3.If it does happen bail FAST! the less people know the more deniablety you have

:dance:

after my debs/prom, i was walking home at 6am or so and passed out in a ditch and slept there, in my tux. I lived to tell the tale! And being Irish the points in this thread are automatically registered in my brain, kind of like how we all know how to masturbate when he first hit puberty haha! Cheaaa negro :y:.

God dam my limited thanks -___-

Very good thread!

Gotta be careful of the underaged bitches.

Just remember: You can't OD on tree! So get faded as ****, and don't forget condoms.

lmao ill be very careful now very nice thread :y:

Number 3 is a good point, although if they are good mates the should look after you automatically. That's what me and my mates do. When we're out in town and someone looks as though they are getting started on, as in squaring up to one of us, we all jump in and if shit kicks of it will kick off, but we all have each others backs. We look out for the people who have too much too.

Another tip I would add is to watch your drink at ALL time. If you're in a club/pub or even a mates, don't let your drink out of sight. Even bottles. It's also best to get bottles too cos they're easy to cover the top rather than pint glasses.

God I feel like a dad :/

What is this world of slipping stuff into drinks and other places. That never happens around these parts.

I would like to add just a couple of things from my experience in the bar business. (21 yrs)
There are a few things to know if you plan on going out and getting your drink on.
1) Alcohol is a "vaso-dialator" It opens the blood vessels which give you a false sense of being warm, when actually you are losing body heat. Thats its why many people appear to have red ears and or their face gets red. Its because the blood vessels are so close to the surface of the skin.
2) If you feel the effects of alcohol on you and want to slow them, you should eat fatty high protein food. Thinks that are deep fried as well as red meat. If you each starchy food such as pasta or potatoes it will actually speed up the effects in some cases.
3) I know many of you will disagree with this but the avg male at 200 pounds can consume only 2 drinks(1.5 oz of alcohol) per hour and stay in the "safe zone" of blood alcohol content. If you disagree it is only because your body has learned to react to alcohols effects, and compensate from a balance perspective, it is impossible to evade them. Anyway, I could go on and on, but this is a great thread Oprah.