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i got poem for you :

Salad is Incompatible with Life

Yes, my waist is fifty inches -
Big for me because I'm short.
And yes, I like my cheddar cheese
When partnered with a vintage port.

Okay, okay, that double cream
Is always served with pud,
And cake and biscuits with my tea
Are just no bloody good

For my poor hardened arteries.
But see my point of view,
Please dear wifey if you please -
A Salad makes me spew!

I'd rather eat a bowl of air
Than crunch away on greens;
Drink water from the toilet bowl
Or nibble on my jeans!

But salad! Are you there?
You know it makes me snappy -
So let me fill my face with grub,
Stay fat, and die young happy!

Anther one:

Overweight with Food :

Are you just a tub of lard and
Vastly overweight?
Do you think that when you die you'll
Need a piano crate
To act as coffin for your frame?
Chosen as you die in shame - with
Only you to take the blame
For years of eating much the same:
A daily calorific fest,
Gourmands of your ilk digest!

Is your heart in final fling and
Nearly set to burst?
Are your arteries bunged and clogged and
Feeling now the worst
For wear-? your aneurysm fit to blow,
While blood as thick as rising dough
Cries 'Halt! ' to any hope of flow:
A dreadful state to put on show
In front of any nurse!
Best you hail a hearse.


+Rep if help you!!

thnx but can you come up with something more rhymy and about food you like and also less advanced thnx so much will rep

ok, just hold on.

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What about this:


Food

Food food absolutely appetising
Food food absolutely tantalising
The way it makes your stomach jump at its mention
The way it melts on your tongue when you go to taste it
The way the mouth waters at its mention or sighting
The uncontrollable breathing for some impatient people
As the food is prepared the intensity of its appeal
The race to the table to secure a seat at the buffet
The enjoyment as the food passes down the throat
With a nice cold drink to was it down with
How quickly everyone disappears at the sight of empty dirty dishes
Food food absolutely appetising
Food food absolutely tantalising

naaaaaa, first one is the best and btw did you copy&paste off a website?

The truth,yeah i did but i want to help you ,

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+Rep if i help.

can you please try and make your own please (we get after school detentions if we copy and paste)

How your teacher will know that you had copyed?

Btw, i think about food poem ,, and i will reply tomorrow, after 5 min i will go to bed.

ok but please post it tommorrow, and btw wat do u think of my girlfriend?

i really want to ask you and you ask me,

She is Hot ,you are luckey,i wish if i had Gf like you

iam so sad ,