(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); Girl: I love you.
You reply: I love spending time with you

Girl: He's just my friend
You reple: Bullshit

Girl: Im meeting my friends instead
You reply: (when she askes you somewhere) Im meeting with my friends instead

Girl: Were finished
You reply: Who are you?

Girl: Im going to the shop
You reply: Don't forget to pick up some condoms

Girl: wana meet my mother?
you reply: no god no

Girl: Do I look fat in this?
you reply: yes

Girl: wana get a movie?
You reply: Porn?

Yeah... I have no idea why im decided to post this but thats just me. Random

The secret to women is simply agreeing with them. Tell them what they want to hear and you life will be easy.

Well said buddy. Agreeing is the best way because listening to them bitch is sooo annoying.

You take no shit from any hoe. You smack them in the face and tell them too get back too cooking you some sausages...

Just call her beautiful then she makes sammichs

This is a perfect guide on how NOT to get ass/score/or knock boots with a girl :carling: