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I got this off the riddle thread but this time you tell a joke and the next one rates it 1-10 and tells one aswell. I'll go first.

3 guys are in a cafe
one says: i've got the smallest arm of the world
!another says: i've got the smallest head of the world!
last one says: i've got the smallest d!ck of the? world!
the 3?? guys go to Guinness World Records.
first? one goes first? and returns? happy:
ive really got the smallest arm in the? world!
second returns happy too:
ive really got the smallest head?? of the world!
last one? returns angry and screams:
WHO THE **** IS JUSTIN BIEBER?!

lol il giv ya an 8

What a result !!! I just got a new Rolex from the 2 lesbians next door ! But i think they misunderstood me when i said "i wanna watch"

rep if ya giggled

7/10

Why don't they have toiletpaper at the KFC?

Because it's finger licking good!

8/10 Where do you find a no legged dog?

right where you left him