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1.)There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
2.)Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
3.)There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.
4.)Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
5.)Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.
6.)Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
7.)Chuck Norris is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
8.)Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."
9.) Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
10.)Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

If Chuck Norris goes into water he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't eat honey, he chews bees.

when chuck norris falls .. he dosent push his self up and pushes the earth down!

LMFAO

what about:

1) When Chuck Norris jumps in the pool he doesn't get wet. The water gets chuck norris
2) Chuck norris can Kill 2 stones with bird!

Nice one mate

Chuck Norris is so fast, he can donkey punch himself.

Your forgot this one.
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