(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); I Feel like F33L will ban me any second, and I really feel like a Monzter just waiting for those Knucks tickets I should have got after sex with MomasBoyOnline I really want to go be a Glitcher in Cod4 or watch Caspa the ghetto ghost on my nine-inch fat screen I mean, Im being like a Reaper reaping as iDelete all these threads on NGU, then even worse, I was dreaming that I was a Shadow_Rida, riding a Low Key OG. For no reason at all, I felt a Shiver on my spine. I turned around and faced Battman, defender of NGU :0
He shouted at me, and acted as though he was really mad. Then he asked me when it was time for a Re-Insertion. I said that if Luke can take my shift then Ill Gobble it up this time. He disagreed, and said I should Coltz him. I didnt want to Coltz him, but Id feel like an Outsider if I didnt. As the Sub_Zero temperatures started to close in on me, I finally left the room and started to Krush some ice for my much needed dose of Fionn mixed with gin. Then, as the warmth spread through me, I started to feel like I was full or Helios. Agent_Jon looked embarassed as he took a long drink or water from his trough. He looked around, terrified that someone important, like Ag3nt would see him.

Fuk I'm not in here.

W00t good job.

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Ive added you...I remember AgentJonPig =D

low key OG retired bro.
might as well include..

DDO, Schawlm, everyone else demoted and retired...

oh and how can you forget Jim, Rjive , NP, and Paul?

maybe they aren't staff.. -__-

/facepalm

I added Monzter and Low Key OG because when I originally wrote this (Like three weeks ago) they were both mods.

Very nice attempt, Made me chuckle a little .

Thanks Only a little

I LOLD HARD at how bad this was, but +rep for you

Haha, Im not a rapper or rhymer but I can put words together lol