I went ding dong ditching in december 2 years ago, and it was a fresh coat of snow maybe 5 inches. 4am, we snuck out to go do it. I suggested we at least cover our tracks. So we get to this quiet road, and do it to a load of houses, one of my dumb two of my dumb ass friends saw an open garage and went and looked inside [didnt go in], and then another one of them ran down the street yelling wake the f up. so we were walking back to my friends house, and i suggested we go through the park. We got back to the house, and they wanted to do snow angels in the street, once again i said no thanks lets go in. At this point they are on the ground and im looking over the hill behind us and I see a car coming, 3 seconds later i see flashing lights, then from another corner came another cop car, and then two others from another corner, and then they shined their spotlights on us. When they talked to us they thought we stole stuff from the garage, they said they followed our tracks, and they said if we went through the park like they thought we would of they would of missed us. And to think, I dont hang out with dumb ass kids like that anymore haha.

How about me digging a hole one summer, the whole was about 4 feet deep, and like 6 feet long and like 4 feet wide... was huge... and i fell in it countless times during the nighttime haha, i actually used it as a bunker when i was aiming at bottles with my rifle.

You threw bombs in someone's mailbox and only had a fine? That sounds highly realistic. And I'll just tell one quick stupid one. I'll save the rest for some other time.

Ok so I was in 7th grade and all the 7th and 8th graders HAD to go to the varsity football games or you were a complete loser. So I get to the gate and you have to pay to get in. I realize I forgot money and I asked the lady can I just come in just this once I go to the middle school here. Well she was a douche and didn't let me in. So I went behind our stadium which is surrounded by 8 foot fences that are like picket fences but metal with a tip at the top. So I decided I was gonna try and sneak in and hop the fence. I climb to the top, get one foot on the top and try to kinda hurdle over and land. Well that didn't turn out to well wearing a sweatshirt with a hood as it got stuck on the top of the fence and I was just dangling there. I could have been in life threating danger had I weighed what I do today but my weight was so little I didn't feel much tug on my neck. Well I hung up there for about 15 minutes until some little 6 year old found me and told the same exact lady at the gate who made me call my parents. The rest that happened I don't remember.