(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); I just found an amazing collection of reliable research that exposes how much the rich liberal white man is grinding his heel into the throat of true Americans or in other words; god fearingRepublicans

We'll start with something that has been obviously manufactured by Liberals

Trees:
Trees do NOT exist. Just like a balanced budget, they are imaginary. They are just liberal propaganda, and are used to berate Republicans and act as false and/or sexual idols for environmentalists (who are also knwon as tree huggers)

Liberals want to convince everyone that trees exist so they can pass environmental acts which hurt our economy and help the terrorists win.

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[multipage=Ethnic Races]
Races:
Most people think races exist because of liberal propaganda. Liberals want to make everyone think that people who have ancestors from different places belong to different "races." They do this so they can implement undemocratic ideas such as affirmative action. These ideas don't provide "racial diversity," as liberals say, because racial diversity does not exist. All these ideas do is allow underqualified people to get better jobs. They do this to weaken our economy so they can then blame the bad economy on President Bush and the War on Terror. Their plan is to get the American people mad at Our President and to end the War on Terror so that the terrorists win. This is because liberals love terrorists.

President Bush once said "I cannot comprehend how different races would form." Some liberals will try to convince you that the reason for this quote is Bush is not smart enough to understand the forming of races, but the actual reason for it is that races don't exist.

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[multipage=Gravity]
Gravity:
The theory of Gravity, like many other ridiculous theories and notions, is a hoax that has been forced on the good and decent Republicans and repressed-Republicans of this nation by Democrats, New York intellectuals, and, of course, their Bear allies.

Gravity, like evolution, has damaged the American way of life so badly, God sent the scientists who proved Intelligent Design, to teach everyone of the wonderful science of God's Intelligent Falling.

As of now, everyone should take back everything they have ever said about gravity and entertain Isaac Newton's theories, including the notion that particles of matter are attracted to one another in proportion to their mass, and not because they're pulled together by angels.

It is not yet known why the Bears have perpetrated this hoax on the world, but it has something to do with keeping the people of the world down.

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[multipage=Global Warming]
Global Warming
Not only did our righteous scientists find that global warming does
not exist; they also found that global warming does exist, and the main cause is not carbon emissions from American companies; more precisely, they found that the main cause of global warming is
■The sun;
■The cows;
■China and India;
■Terrorists and Saddam Hussein;
■Al Gore;
■Liberalism;
■Tree-huggers

In summary, each and every one of the above has been found to be the true culprit responsible for global warming which does not exist. (This may seem contradictory to a factonista, but recall that the Lord God works in mysterious ways.)

Furthermore, in December 2006, the planet started to grow cold, and this resulted in snow forcing many airports, notably Denver's, to close. The very existence of winter shows that not only is global warming not occurring, but that an ice age has settled in.

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[multipage=Evolution]
Evolution:
Evolution (aka Evil-lution) A lie by the anti-Jesus left wing liberals who want us to belive we evolved from monkeys. This is actualy a ploy set forth by the liberals' true overlords, the bears. The bears want to lull the world into a false sense of security by stating we are somehow related. This is a lie based on monkey worship and should be ignored at all costs.

A secondary effect of this is to destroy the Catholic church's credibility and replace it with the evil Lutheran empire. God created man in one day, not through a constant increasing and changing of certain traits and genes due to Charles Darwin's "survival of the fittest" bullshit, but knowing this would make any reasonable American aware of the Lutherans' and bears' lies.

Furthermore, God only put dinosaurs on the Earth so that he could hurl a fiery ball of death down upon them and thereby create oil. Of course, all dinosaurs were made out of evil so he didn't have to feel bad about destroying them. God has made just enough oil to last us until Armageddon, so we don't have to worry about the size of our SUVs.

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[multipage=Pi]
Pi:


Pi is a mathematical constant equal to exactly 3, which as every good decent American Christian knows is GOD’S number. Bear in mind ye heathen frog worshipping pagans that whereas Nature can be a real Mother when fooled with, the Almighty gets super pissed when fools play around with His number. Those who waste there life calculating pi out to ridiculous lengthy digits (also cheating by using computers) will be thrown into “the lake that burns with fire”, which is worse than hell because according to the Revelation hell gets thrown into the lake of fire during the end times. In the earth's polar regions, where it gets very cold, pi is only 3. As you know, everything shrinks in the cold. It’s called Eskimo pi. In Australia pi is equal to 1/3 because everything is upside down there. This constant is used by construction workers to reinforce buildings against rampant terrorist attacks and make America a safer place.

Mathologists have confirmed that it is impossible to find the square root of Pi, because of two theories. One theory says that square roots are notoriously good at hiding, the other states that it can't be done because pi are round. Cakes, on the other hand, are square. Well, except for the round ones; they're round. Very very round.

[multipage=Thanks For Reading]
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It must be some page started by a crazy Stephen Colbert fan, pretty funny though!

Hilarious, truly nice.

Haha thanks. I need more people to post in here I think theyre scared of the thread title

No honestly, this is pretty funny, especially the cake and pie part. Loved it. Thanked + nominated

Lol thanks, tell your friends!

If I remember lol

funny but the ethnic group thing is true and no I'm not white.

We all come from Africa but then we spread out so that means we are the same.

no homo

INCORRECT. According to the bible we came from Adam and Eve. Women were made from the rib of man. End of story.

lol .

The efforts that the bears will go to trying to convince the god fearing republicans is god like.

It was a good read, and I'm burning some of those imaginary trees in my fireplace right now, as well as a bunch of lights and ornaments hanging in thin air in my family room.

Funny stuff, If you don't take either side too seriously.
Truth is there is only on side in politics, there is just a fight over who controls the side and the power that it brings.