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Some people really hate having to go "number 2" in public places. Who knows what has been done there previously...:derp:. Do you care where you excrete that burrito? Discuss.
I took a shit on a Ruby Tuesdays floor once. One cheek on the seat and one hovering. I felt sorry for whoever had to clean it up but they brought it on themselves cause they took forever making the food
Don't you love the explosive ones. When you've been holding in farts for a couple hours and when you finally go it is so loud and long that the women coming out of the ladys room look at you weird.
Or the ones that smell so bad that you can hear the guy that is washing his hands start to gag and some poor bastard is waiting for your stall.
I took a shit on a Ruby Tuesdays floor once. One cheek on the seat and one hovering. I felt sorry for whoever had to clean it up but they brought it on themselves cause they took forever making the food
Hell Yeah i do! when you gotta go you gotta go! i remember nuking the toilet in a cafe once my god it was a brown whale!
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Originally posted by NeedaLifeSoon
Don't you love the explosive ones. When you've been holding in farts for a couple hours and when you finally go it is so loud and long that the women coming out of the ladys room look at you weird.
Or the ones that smell so bad that you can hear the guy washing his hands start to gag and some poor bastard is waiting for your stall.
The only time I have ever in my lifetime went into a bathroom, looked at it and decided I couldn't go in there was when we were coming back on a road trip and stopped at an Arby's on the Michigan campus. I kid you not when I went in there there was crap sprayed ALL OVER EVERYTHING. I have no idea how someone managed to do this but there was crap on the floor, the walls, and amazingly EVEN THE CEILING! When I saw that I just said "F*ck that" and I went instead in the girls bathroom (sounds bad, but it's one of those that fits 1 person at a time).
Also: One of my weirder friends also had 2 pretty funny moments. Before basketball one day he went to take a crap, and you could hear him farting really loud for about a minute straight, and then he comes out saying "false alarm". Also a couple days ago him, and someone else both walk into stalls at the same time, and he says to him with a straight face: "want to play battle shits?". I died at that, but also there was a sign at that school since they had a pool I guess, and they're first rule was: "don't swim in the pool if you have diarrhea".